Hi people! So, I have decided while waiting for a better camera I should do some incorrect Harry Potter quotes, so if you like Harry Potter, stick around! (Harry Potter x Undertale crossover)
You can Google this too by the way.
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Nightmare:Look, Shattered, I want to apologize for everything we said when we were younger. For what it's worth, I really like having you around.
Shattered: No, you don't.
Nightmare:I know. I have dream's where I staple your fingers to your face.
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Killer:I slept for twelve hours and I might still be tired so let's go for twelve more just in case.
Color:Killer, that's a coma.
Killer:Sounds festive.
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Swapdream!Dream:We're having the best time, aren't we?
Nightmare:I wish I was dead.
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Swapfell:I'm sorry for psychologically scarring you.
Blue:Which time?
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Dream:*phone starts ringing*
Nightmare:*looks to see who's calling*
Nightmare:Oh my god you still call your dad Daddy!
Dream:*answers call and makes direct eye contact with Nightmare.*
Dream:Hey Killer.
Nightmare:*faints*
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Cross:"Knowledge" is knowing a tomato is a fruit, "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Classic:That was deep.
Dream:"Philosophy" is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie.
Outer:That was deeper.
Dreamswap!Dream:"Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie, you nasties.
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Shattered:Nightmare, wake up!
Nightmare:I'm not sleeping. I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out.
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Ink:Words ending in "ie" just sound adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Fresh:Eyyyy homie!
Reaper:But then there's cootie...
Science:You're forgetting die.
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Cross:You three. Explain. Now.
Crossmara:It was Incubux
Nixss:It was Incubux.
Cross:...
Incubux:...Fuck.
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Malavision:Killer Star's trying to kill me!
Killer:Don't be silly, they're not trying to kill you...
Killer Star:Yeah, I am.
Whelp, that's all I can think of. Characters belong to their rightful owners!!!!!
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