Asian kid: Your food not cooked properly! Did you even cook the rice? HaH? it's undercooked, UNDERCOOKED! Taste like water, so bland! I do it, lah!
Mexican kid: WHERE'S THE HOT SAUCE?!
That meme person: WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCEZ???
The house elves: *cOnFuSeD aNd SaD nOiSeS*
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Asian kid: This no spicy no no
Asian kid: You call this 'hot noodles of hell' ?
Asian kid: It ain't spicy lah
Mexican kid: *FBI kicks the door while holding a giant bottle the size of a backpack* LET'S BRING ON THE HEAT *proceeds to dump the entire bottle on the bowls of noodles*
Wizards: I-
Wizards: ;-;
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American kid: *bursts in the great hall* FBI OPEN UP!
Wizards: what?
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The kid that has shower thoughts 24/7: Knees are just your leg's elbows...
Every wizard within earshot: No there not- *realization* (OnO)
Shower thought kid: When we sit down your legs turn into laps, but when you stand up they fold back into your legs...
Wizards: T~T
Gen z: Okay.. let's get you outta here buddy...
Shower thought kid: What if the light you see when you die, is the light of the hospital when you are born...
Gen z: I-
>>> 5 minutes Later <<<
Shower thought kid: Its weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame...
Gen z and wizards hugging in a corner: *whimpering noises*
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<<<<<<<<<<{ During potions class}>>>>>>>>>>
Gen z: *uses google*
Gen z: *does potions*
Hermoine: What-
Gen z: Hey harry, you still think you're the star of potions?
Gen z: THINK AGAIN
Harry: I thought Slytherins sucked at it-
That meme kid: Now you know~~
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Harry: So...What's your house?
Gen z: A garbage can
Fred (rest in peace man) and George: Oh you poor baby...
Gen z: *thinking* yess~ shower me with love and affection~
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Main harry potter cast: We defeated the most powerful dark wizard with our magic. What about you guys?
Gen z: 👁 👄 👁🍿
Gen z: We survived a major pandemic by isolating ourselves, eating chocolates, taking long baths, and binge watching netflix.
Main harry potter cast: 👁 👄 👁
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Main harry potter cast: We defeated the most powerful dark wizard with our magic. What about you guys? (A/N this is different)
Gen z: we got a president/leader to hide in a bunker with emojis
Hermoine: what's an emoji?
Gen z: A thing we use to show our emotions
Gen z: we personally sent bling bling stars, fairies, and hearts to him.
Wizards: Excuse-
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Wizard: *just walking around the school*
Gen z girl's little sister who snuck in and is now wandering free: *sees wizards* Abracadabra!
Wizard: *thinking that she said something else* What.
*intense staring*
Gen z kid: what?
Wizard: YOU SAID AN UNFORGIVABLE CURSE!!!
Gen z kid: Abracadabra?
Wizard: not that.
Gen z kid: OHHH! You mean Avada Ke-
Professor McGonnagall: HEY HEY HEY!! (A/N Bokuto be hitting different tho XD) JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Both wizard and gen z kid: *looks at each other*
Both wizard and gen z kid: *points fingers at each other* IT WAS HIM/HER!
Professor McGonnagall: *facepalm*
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Gen Z in Harry Potter headcanons (DISCONTINUED)
HumorThe title says everything. Me and my friend just talk about these stuff and so I thought "Hey imma make a book out of this" so I asked my friend and she said it's okay. 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: #286 in Weird (20/04/2021) #187 in Jokes (11/0...
