Y/N: At some point, the sorting hat would have lice...
Everyone else on the Gryffindor table: 👁👄👁
The Slytherins next to them: 👁👄👁
The Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws minding their own business: 👁👄👁
The teachers eavesdropping on the students: 👁👄👁
The sorting hat in Dumbledore's office:
YOU ARE READING
Gen Z in Harry Potter headcanons (DISCONTINUED)
HumorThe title says everything. Me and my friend just talk about these stuff and so I thought "Hey imma make a book out of this" so I asked my friend and she said it's okay. 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: #286 in Weird (20/04/2021) #187 in Jokes (11/0...