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Mr Deeds: I don't understand what you mean by that, good sir.

Dr Glass: It's simple, do you harbour any sort of trauma from your tasks?

Mr Deeds: Well... [Subject sat quietly to think of an answer] I suppose not. I hope you don't mind but, can you define trauma?

Dr Glass: You know, any disturbing memories that have been affecting you negatively? Any mental damage done to your psyche?

Mr Deeds: Not necessarily, no

Dr Glass: [pauses] What would you register as a bad thing in your head?

Mr Deeds: Depends on what you would consider as a bad thing, sir.

Dr Glass: [Sighing]: Oh boy, this is going to be a long day... why is there a sea slug on your shoulder-

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Joe: And then I burned that stupid church down. Hah, loved every second of that.

Dr Monroe: Are you sure that's the nicest thing you've done for someone pre-containment?

Joe: You gotta do what you gotta do. [Subject leans back on his chair] Besides, they were a very bigoted group of people. You're welcome for stopping a potential cult, I guess.

Dr Monroe: All this because some kid you stole from shot a puppy?

Joe: Hush, we don't talk about that part.

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If you guessed that we were doing some psychological evaluations, then congrats!

I have no clue when I'm posting the full chapter. This is just a little slither.