AvA Oneshots, Character Descriptions, and Ideas

Hah, Memes.

Yellow: Is there anything better than pussy?

Red: wh-

Yellow: YES- A REALLY GOOD BOOK-

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Green & Blue: Pinch, poke, you owe me-

Green: A kiss on the lips :)

Blue: *desperately trying to get out of the car*

Green: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, BLUE *tackles him*

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Red, poking at Virabot's dead body: It's a snekky snek! Snekky snek? Snekky snekky dead snekky snek?

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TSC: *Blasting "Emo Boy" by Ayesha Erotica while screaming along with the lyrics*

Purple: What the fu-

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Red talking to Yellow: And they were roommates!

Green: Oh my god, they were roommates.

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Green: Oh sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich!

Blue: Go back to sleep AND STARVE.

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Red: Cut my life into pieces! THIS IS MY CHOCOLATE BAR! AHAHAHUWH-

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Purple: You either kill yourself or get killed. Whatcha gon' do? Whatcha gon' do?

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Yellow: So we have the chip reader now-

Red: Oh, yeah? *holds up Dorito* Hm.

Yellow: Oh, it's not gonna work with that kind of chi-

Chip Reader: T r a n s a c t i o n   c o m p l e t e

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Blue: What is that you have?

Red: A knife!

Blue: NO-

Yellow in the background: Oh my god, why does he have a knife-

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I'm funny ;_;