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Fang: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Error: Bro, it's just a dream.

Fang: Ha, gay, I wouldn't fuck you.

Error: ...You wouldn't..?

Fang: ( ಠ_ಠ )

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Blue: Listen, Green, if you want to sleep with me, the socks have to stay on.

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Yellow: That is incorrect. *inhAle* Because according to the encyclopedia of pbltplroplbtlp-

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Blue: Today Purple pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be-

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Error: Pink, can you please read number 12 to the class?

Pink: No, I cannot :)

Pink: Whaddup, I'm Pink, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read :D

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Blue: I love watching the waves-

Green: I'm in love with you, Blue.

Blue: *rUns*

Green: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, BLUE *tackles*

Blue: *scREAMs*

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I'm tired.

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