The hawks multiverse update and request book

Prank call

Multiverse: prank call
People : dabi , hawks, Mirko , shigaraki , denki
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Akumu : okay so after this multiverse we should be getting another person in here
Bakugou: another demon
Yumu : another demon, boom boom boi
Bakugou: THE FUCK YOU CALL ME
Yumu : YOU HEARD ME BOOM BOOM BOI
kiri: bakugou sit down
Bakugou: Tch
Akumu and nobuo: Yumu here NOW
Yumu : fine
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Hawks: then my friend dabi tells me
Dabi: hawks you what, Mirko is always messing with us why don't you mess with her
Hawks: I go "what should I do"
Hawks: he goes
Dabi : why don't you prank call her
Hawks: I go " DUDE THATS a good idea "
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Hawks: shit shit shit shit shit
Dabi: the hell is wrong with you
Hawks: ummm I should I say this umm. Okay prank if Mirko leads you to the HOSPITAL
Mic : she can't be that bad
Hawks: say that to my left ear
Aizawa: what type of bullshit where you on
Hawks: drunk bullshit
Everyone thinking : dumbass
Yumu : holy shit
Akumu : guys lower the cursing for fucks sack
Ryoto: but you
*akumu looked at ryoto like he was about to kill him *
Ryoto: never mind
Akumu : thanks
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Hawks: like a little kid I pick up the phone I was like
"Beep beep bop brrrrrr - hehehe brrrr
We're so stupid brrrr-"
Mirko: *inhale * exhale* hello
Hawks: hello ma'am, hi this is the front desk ,listen we're having a report of a lot of noise coming from your room
Hawks: so you think you could please keep the noise down
Mirko: oh I'm sorry,fool I didn't know I was making noise
Hawks: thank you ma'am,please keep it down
Mirko: okay
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Hawks: rip alternate me (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ')
Koda : つ(ᗒᗣᗕ)つ
Hawks : aww thanks koda
Koda : ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ
* sato got a little jealous and pulled Koda so he would be closer to him *
Hawks: hahaha , chill I won't steal him from you
Sato : (///)
Koda : (/////)
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Hawks: Ten minutes later call them back
*brrrrr-
Dabi: eheehheh
*brrrr-
Dabi: heheh
Hawks: shut up dude ,shut up
*brrrr-
Mirko: *picks up *  hello
Hawks: HELLO ma'am! HI! front desk again, listen obviously you did not understand what I said about the noise
*dabi was I little shook with hawks screaming , he was also trying hard not to laugh out loud *
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Denki : I think we all are a little shook with him screaming
Everyone: yeah
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Hawks : you need . To keep. The noise DOWN!
Mirko: but I wasn't mak-
Hawks: MA'AM LISTEN !
Hawks: you either keep down the noise, or we're going to call the authorities
Mirko: *inhale * exhale * inhale*  okay ...I'm sorry
Hawks: thank you!
Hawks: and before I hung up the phone I said this - damn Mexicans
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Hawks: yumu - San
Yumu : yes
Hawks: is their a way for you to make it so the children don't hear
Yumu : yes
Hawks: can you do that
Yumu : okay *snaps *  you are in the clear
Hawks: okay thank you.....koda you might want to cover your eyes
Koda : *nods *
*hawks said the the whole cuss alphabet that so many people were shook that he had it in him *
Dabi: damn ...that's kinda hot
Toga : what was that
Dabi : you heard me that was hot
Hawks: (////////)
Denki : soooo has we can guess we- no they are in deep shit
Hawks: yes , also koda you can uncover your ears , yumu -San
Yumu: on it
Koda and the kids : ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Everyone: awwwwwww
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Hawks : WOOH ! You guys swear to god the Mexican revolution started ALLLLLL OVER again, SHE WAS MAD ! She came running over to the room right? She started pounding on the door, right?
Mirko: * pounds on the door * OPEN THE DOOR!
* hawks and dabi were laughing like idiots, dabi was on the floor trying to grab his stomach he was crying too , hawks was wheeze like a manic and gasping for air *
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The baku- squad: HAHAHAHAHHAHAGAGAGAGGAGAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHA
The emo - squad : hehhhehehhehehhehehheehheh
Hawks: pftttttttttttrr
Mirko: you . Are . DEAD
hawks: I'm sorry,I'm sorry,I'm sorry,I'm sorry
Fuyumi: hehehehehe
Natsuo : Hahahahaahahgaahha
Fatgum and mic : CANNOT BREATHHHHHEE
Aizawa: I'm to tried for this bs
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Hawks: AH! WE GOT'em ! We got'em ! We got'em ! we got'em ! WE got'em!
Hawks: alright,shut up, dude , shut up , shut up .....
dabi : hehehehhahaha
Hawks: SHATAP
* Mirko opens the door *
Hawks: WhAts up DudE
Mirko: Fool! You're not gonna believe it ! This hotel is Racist
Hawks: ReALly ??? Why do you say that
Mirko: Fool , the lady at the front desk, she doesn't like Mexicans
Hawks: well , what are you gonna do about it
Mirko: FOOL ! I'm gon shoot her
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Hatsume: with what tho
Uraraka: sweetie I love you but not know
Hatsume : awwww I love you too
Ilda: *ahem
Hatsume and uraraka: we love you too
Ilda: (/////)
Everyone : ahhaahahahh
Todoroki: I feel bad for the people who work at the front desk
Denki: same
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Hawks: Dude ! Don't go shooting anybody! Maybe you just need to go talk to her talk - dabi tell her
Dabi : yeah you , should go tal-
Mirko: fool ! that's what imma do!
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Mirio: whelp who wants to help me with the funeral
Kota and eri : can we
Mirio: umm sure
Hawks: since I'll be ded soon i want to help
Dabi : with Your own funeral
Hawks: yup
Dabi : wow
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Hawks: so she starts walking away and I was like " dabi we got to see this " right?
Hawks: so we start following her towards the lobby right? But Mirko gets mad halfway and starts running and I'm like
Hawks: Dude ! Don't run! Me and dabi - HERCULES Hercules ! , I'm trying to run, Mirko makes it 30 seconds before we do , right?
Hawks: and keep in mind ! The girls at the counter they don't know what's going on! They're doing their job, they're checking people in , their handing out keys right?
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Yumu : karera wa Itsu koko ni tsukimasu ka
Akumu : shirimasen
Yumu : oh okay
Hawks: dude I'm sacred hug me dabi
Dabi : the heck no I'm not hugging you
Natsuo: * whispers * but you want to
* dabi looks at Natsuo and the face he made was telling his younger brother to shut the hell up *
Natsuo: hehehehhe
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Shigaraki : okay , thank you , please come again, okay here you go alright, here you're keys , sign here , ok
Hawks: and here comes Mirko , right
Mirko: OKAY ! Which one of you bitches hate Mexicans?
Hawks: and they started freaking out
Denki : OH MY GOD theirs an angry Latino, oh my god , look , it's not fault the raiders lost , okay?
Mirko: wtf?
Shigaraki: don't take it out on me please,okay ?
Hawks: They keep yelling at her , going back and forth right , this and that
Hawks: finally,dabi and I make it to the lobby all winded ,right * you could see that hawks was on dabi's back piggy back style *
Dabi : * HUFF! HUFF! HUFF! *
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Dabi : why the heck are you on my back you damn pigeon
Hawks: I don't know
Denki : hold up I said Latino aren't we Japanese,
Shinso : different universes probably mean different races too
Denki: oh okay
( side note soooooo sorry if some of you guys do come from that race I don't mean to offend anyone if I did I'm sorry, I tried googling a way to Japanese people without saying that and that didn't go well and I didn't want to say Japanese people it seemed rude and I know this is probably rude too but trust me if I had come up with an answer I would've gone with it sorry again)
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Hawks: Mirko don't do it , dude ! Don't do it * hawks is still on dabis back *
Mirko: hawks, shut up ! You don't know what's going on
Hawks: Mirko I can explain everything!
Mirko: hawks shut the hell -
Denki : help plz
Hawks: all of a sudden a security guard comes and grabs Mirko and starts to put him down and I'm like
Hawks : oh! Should I let this get out of hand? I got to break this up *hawks gets off of dabi *
Hawks: Mirko, let me explain!
Mirko: hawks, shut the hell up
Hawks: so I grab her ear and I said - ma'am
Mirko: * blinks multiple times *
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Hawks: my death bed is made
Mirko: yup
Hawks: awwww shit
Akumu : Mirko you can't kill hawks now
Mirko: how bout later
Hawks: how bout never
Fuyumi: guyssss , rumi be nice
Mirko: ಠ_ಠ fineeeeeeeeee
Hawks: hehehehehe I'm safe
Mirko: for now
Hawks: *chirp *
Dabi : the hell
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Hawks: your gonna need to keep the noise down
Mirko: hawks
Mirko: was that you
Hawks: yes ma'am
Mirko: you're an asshole hawks
Hawks: I know ma'am
Hawks: but it was funny huh
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Hawks : Wow hahahahahhaahhagaga
Denki : PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT
shinso: be quiet * shinso puts denki' s head back on his shoulder *
Denki: (/////////////////////)
Aizawa: why
Mic : oh shush * mic forces shota's head in his lap *
Aizawa: (///)
Hawks: why can't we be like that
Dabi : like what
Hawks : that * hawks points to the ships *
Dabi: PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT ......okay fine *dabi  pulled hawks in his lap *
Hawks: w-wha
Dabi : you said why can't we be like that so here you happy now
Hawks: yes (//////////////////////////////)
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Multiverse process..............freak show

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