UN and Britain

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UN: Britain, if you had the choice to colonize the world again, would you?

Britain: No.

UN: That's...surprising--

Britain: Mainly because conquering the world would have a lot of drawbacks. Yeah, it'd be cool but I'd have to conquer my family, my best friend and his family, my friends. Not to mention that I'd have to do a lot of preparation to get stronger to conquer others. Oh, and with all the organisations that exist it'll be impossible to go through with unless I somehow dismantle all of them. As well as rebellions getting formed and revolutions being conducted, it'll be a repeat of the American Revolution in Ame's country again. In my own country my people would probably be against it and not support the efforts, and with that I might have to turn into a dictatorship which I really don't wanna do. Everyone in the entire world would hate me which is reasonable. My citizens might think they're better than others and treat other people from different countries badly which is not what I want. The hassle of conquering other countries is a long and difficult one. Each country has their own unique military and terrain which will make things harder, as well as friends and family protecting each other which will make things even harder. Oh! And--

UN: *Quietly leaves the room where Britain is rambling in. Whispers* I thought he would say something wholesome...

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