I look up at the figure now sitting on my chest, or so it seems, mumbling something incoherent. I was very much confused at the moment. I just laid there frozen, unsure whether or not I should move or stay still.
"That took me forever to set up, you know!" The angry mare said.
Unsure of how to respond with her retort, all I said was one word, "Oops?"
"Oops? What do you mean 'oops'?! That's all you have to say for yourself after you destroyed my super awesome Jello tower?!" I gulped.
"Well sorry miss. I didn't mean to.."
"You know, I 'ought to bite you for that." She said. And with a 'nom' she bit down onto my forearm. It doesn't really hurt, I guess.. But seriously. What is happening to me?
I stare at my 'oh-so-dangerous-attacker'. All I really wanted to do was get up and flee into the forest but I need answers. How to get back to my apartment? If this was actually just another wild dream and if so, how can I wake up?
I laid there for a good 5 minutes or so just thinking and asking myself questions that I couldn't answer. I snap out of my thoughts and realize the mare was still biting me. I guess she must have had enough and grown tired when she rolled off of me and said "You sure are one tough cookie! Being able to survive my mighty bites." Ha! She called that a bite? I stared at her and the longer I did, the more I realize how serious she was with her statement.
So it was supposed to hurt?
"Nevertheless, you still have to pay me back, you know? That's 20 bits right there. Jello doesn't grow on trees, you know." Bits? What are bits?
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FanfictionMLP human crossover. I hope you like it C: Just where the bloody hell is he? Transported into a new world, a guy finds himself trapped with barely any memory of his life before. Flashlight is his new name given by a stranger named sunny. Who was thi...
