I wake up to the smell of freshly cooked pancakes. Ah, I haven't had pancakes in a long time. But before I could even move, a thick glob of sugary sweet syrup pours falls on my face. I try to wipe it off as much as I could but it only ended up spreading it more. I look back up again..
"Who the hell staples pancakes to the ceiling?" I say.
"Well they were really hot so I stapled them up there to cool." Sunny replies.
'What the actual heck?' I thought. But then again it's not my house and I don't want to get kicked out so why question it. I spent my breakfast taking off pancakes from the ceiling and eating whatever I could salvage from them. After that, I head to the bathroom and got washed up. It took longer than a normal shower to get the sugary sweetness out of my coat. It's really weird going in and out of a shower without worrying about your clothes.
"Hey, when can I get this darn thing off?" I ask, raising up the collar and leash.
"Er.. I guess if you wanna go outside? I was going to build a rocketship today. You wanna come?" Sunny says.
Really? A rocket ship? So ponies ride rocketships now? Ah what the heck do I got to lose?
We walk a bit down the road 'till we hit a trail that lead into the Everfree Forest. "Hey, I thought you said we weren't supposed to come here." I say a bit nervously.
"Don't worry this trail is laced with magic that repels timberwolves. You still want to be on the lookout though. It may repel them but it doesn't protect you." She says.
The trail then led to a great grass opening with a small lake nearby. Off the side was a large treehouse. "Cool treehouse, but I thought we were gonna make a rocketship?" I say as I was led up the ladder.
Sunny just replied with "Yeah, Yeah, I know. The toasters are up here though. What toasters? Before I could reach the top, a giant mass of shining appliances rained upon me. "There we got our ship parts! Let's.. Get.. BUILDING!!" She says dramatically.
How inthe world do you make a ship out of toasters? I begin to think that Sunny may really have more than just a few loose screws. It was really cute though, watching Sunny roll around the grass trying to bite toasters to death.
How do you even get this many toasters? I imagine her holding other ponie sup mugging them of their toasters.
I climb to the inside of the treehouse, this time to see what's inside. There was a telescope, a mini fridge, a microwave and a few sheets of paper with some pencils. How did ypu even get electricity here? However by the corner of the tree house was a ladder that les straight down into the tree trunk.
'I'm not really sure if I should be going down here but..' I think. At the bottom of the tree trunk was ana mazing sight. An entire underground cave made of different crystals from rubies to emeralds. Round the room were random metal objects too and many tools. I guessed that this was Sunny's work shop. Just then Sunny jumped down here too.
"Pretty neat place huh?"
"Yeah, pretty neat."
"But you gotta promise not to tell anypony! Alright?"
I can probably see where she was coming from. This hidden place is probably her 'happy spot'. Everyone has one, right? A place to just wind down and relax. In fact mine used to be at my local coffee shop.
"Alright, alright. I won't tell." I say.
"Great!" Was the last thing I heard before coming in contact with anoter toaster to the head.
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FanfictionMLP human crossover. I hope you like it C: Just where the bloody hell is he? Transported into a new world, a guy finds himself trapped with barely any memory of his life before. Flashlight is his new name given by a stranger named sunny. Who was thi...
