billdip one shots

The closet

(Dipper's POV)

Ever since Bill has apologised for his earlier actions when I was 13, we came to terms. He and I have been friends for a few months now and have grown considerably close, both metaphorically, and literally. For we are currently trapped in a closet for the next two hours, I'll explain.

(Four hours earlier)

I was quietly reading on my bed when my peace was rudely interrupted.

"BRO BRO PACK YOUR THINGS WERE GOING TO PAZ'S FOR A SLEEPOVER!" Mabel yells, bursting through the door. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, Mabel and 'Paz' aka Pacifica have also became friends, possibly more. Sighing I put a bookmark in my book and get up.

"Mabel what have I told you about bursting in like that?" I ask her annoyed but slightly amused.

"Quote on quote that 'it is rude and that people will assume that you were raised in a barn or something, also if you don't stop your knocking problem you'll probably be knocking down doors left and right when your older,' end quote." (anybody get the reference??? If you do you are awesome) Mabel said having heard me say it many times before.

"Right, yet you never listen." I say rolling my eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, now come on!" She says, noting, but otherwise ignoring my slight annoyance. Then grabbing some clothes and shoving them into a bag before grabbing my arm and dragging me into her car.

"So who else is going to be at the sleepover?"

"There's going to be you, me, Paz, Candy, Grenda, and Bill." Mable says taking her eyes off the road for a second to look at me.

When we got there about ten minutes later, Mabel once again dragged me by my arm, inside this time instead of out.

"Welcome here, now give me the gossip." Pacifica says opening the door before Mabel could knock and pulling us in.

"Girls." I mutter to myself, following behind as they gossip while walking to her room.

Opening the door Paz says "prepare yourselves for a sleepover of epic proportions, laptop with Netflix, pop (soda for you Americans), pizza, and to top it off, a ridiculous amount of candy and junk food". Gasping, Mabel wipes a non-existent tear from her eye.

"Candy and Grenda couldn't make it. Hmm, Bill should hav-" Paz starts but is interrupted by Bill jumping out and yelling "BOO!" causing her to shriek and slightly jump.

"That. Was. Hilarious" Bill says through his laughing fit.

"All joking aside, LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED" Paz says scowling slightly, but smiling widely nonetheless.

(Yet another time skip, for about two hours, this time brought to you by Triangulum Hot Dangulum)

"So, now that we've gouged ourselves on pizza, stuffed our faces full of candy, and shoved oddly flavored jellybeans down our pie holes, it's time for some truth or dare" Paz says, setting the snacks aside.

"I'll start!" Mabel says enthusiastically, " Paz, truth or dare?".

"Truth".

"Would you ever dye your hair?".

"Yes actually, I'm considering dyeing my roots to a dirty blonde" Paz says with slight hesitation. "Bill, truth or dare?".

"Dare" Bill says without hesitation.

" I dare you to go outside with a bag of Doritos and yell 'be free my brethren' while tossing handfuls at people" Paz dares, not fully expecting him to agree.