Super wholesome HxH x reader

Kurapika x reader (wholesome)

"Hey Kurapika wait up for me!" You yell, running and flailing your arms around like a titan from the wrong anime.

"What do you want?" He asks, trying to kill you for what seemed like the fourth episode of naruto. "I want your big throbbing dic-" He slapped his super sexy hand over your mouth. "Shut up." He answers in a sexy husky, papi Kurta type way.

"Ugh this man is super sex." You think, pushing your Mary wig behind your ear.

"I know Y/n, I'm the super sex man from a super sex anime. Unfortunately for you. And fortunately for me, I'm not real bitch. You're talking to an illusion." He flips his dead clans hair over his shoulder. Your eyes fall down to his slick bony shoulder.

"Whatchu lookin at bby gorl?" He asks seductively. You glare at him, slapping his hand off of your dirty face. "I'm looking at an illusion dumbass. Ugh, ARENT you SUPPOSED to be smart?!" You make another ugly face.

"Honey I am smart. You fucking weirdo. Did you not spy on my boobs the entire time I was collecting the eyes-"

"-Of your dead family. Honey I know."

"Can yalls just stfu?! I'm tryna do my nails and cancel hisoka." Shalnark yells from the other room.

"No-" Kurapika was interrupted by his internal thoughts. Honey that was a fucking spider. Don't you hate those bitches? Hello, kurta bitch wake up. Be woke.

"That was a spider Kur-ah-pico." You state. Where is the flavor? Where is the commentary? And most importantly, where is the ice cream?

Wake up Author bitch, we need you hon.

"That was- SPIDER!" Kurapicos eyes turn a sexy hot bad boy is single roblox bio vibes color. He starts to shake as if he has been pegged, and his chains become visible.

Saiki then appears out of no where. "Like the blonde bitch, can yalls shut up. It's hard enough being the only anime character with common sense. It's even harder dealing with Nendo back at my universe." He sighs with a quick yare yare, and teleports back.

"This is why we can't have anything nice!" You throw your hands up in exasperation.

"This is why I hate real people." Kurapika sighs a sexy sigh.

"This is why I'm comedic relief." Shalnark wipes his air tears. "What a tragedy that I'm bound to an anime about a stupid mountain boy with a non-existent dad." He checks his nails.

"I'm to good for y'all. Peace babes."

Hey guys! This is my first book, I hope you like it! I added lots of wholesome moments so you guys can sleep soundly :) thank you for reading!