Taylor not so swift

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I hopped back on the train. When I got off this time, I was greeted by a singer. "Welcome to New York ,Welcome to New York ." she sang. She was quite annoying so I killed her after her performance at the Grammys . I also killed every other winner . None of them could sing as well as me. Annie sing good.
*cue rap music again*
"I loved a swimmer named Finnick
Named what?
Named Finnick
A bunch of dogs ate him
Oh no they didn't!
So then I liked Peeta
He baked bread
Wha?
BREAD!!!
Wha?
BREAD!!!
Then some girl came and...
And...
stole him!
And then they all died."
The end
*end of rap *
People started yelling and throwing tomatoes. I figured they loved me. Why else would they throw precious fruits? Tomatoes are considered a tribute of wisdom. The Grammies person opened up with a foul joke about me so I killed him too .
*AN : so um I killed taylor swift and about half the world. Sorry not sorry ! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH amd may the odds be ever in your favour

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