Waterproof vinyl flooring,
It's all the rage, they say.
You must have it in your home,
Not next week or tomorrow, but today.
Don't go for the planking,
Or a tile that’s marble or stone.
This comes in squares or on a roll.
Call 1- 800 - WPV- Tile on your phone.
You really won't go broke,
If you will but call us today.
We'll do all the hard work,
For just a little pay.
Your friends you will amaze,
With your choice of impressive style.
They'll want it their own homes,
You'll be boasting with a smile.
For it didn't even cost you,
Two arms nor even a single leg.
Not even one small child.
Your friends they'll ask about it, possibly even beg.
You'll smile and grin politely,
The secret you shouldn't tell.
Wild horses couldn't drag it out,
You simply will not sell.
Out on your supplier,
of flooring O so grand.
You'll simply send them away,
With money in their hand.
