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Zack: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Eddie: To get to the other slide?

Zack: To get the little brats house. Knock knock it's the chicken oHhhHhHhHHhhHH



Danny: Rachel give me your peepers and in exchange I'll let my hostage, Zack go.

Rachel: You have Zack in custody?

Zack: Ray what are you doing with the freak?

Rachel: Zack is right here though.

Danny: ........So is that yes or a no?



Cathy: Are you calling me a liar?

Gray: Well I ain't calling you a truther.

L: "Call me whatever you want I'm taking your cake"



Zack: Ray god is king of kings correct?

Rachel: Yes.

Zack: Then who's god of gods? Zeus?

Rachel: I...



Danny: Do you truly love all your husbandos?

Nico: From the bottom of my single heart.

Danny: Cool! Am I one?

Nico: Like the plague.



Eddie: Look there's one dollar dippin' dots in the vending machine!

Cathy: Honey, honey no.






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