Their report:
Danny: Good morning Rachel!
Zack: Good morning mute. How's your wound from when I slashed you?
Rachel: Zack let's just treat him the same this one time.
Zack: Ughhhh...well if you say so Ray.
Danny: Good. Proceeding, Rachel what do you think of Zack?
Rachel: He's Zack. That is his name and he's a person.
Zack face palms himself.
Danny: Uhhh no not like that. I meant relationship wise what do you think of him?
Rachel: He is very loyal and useful.
Zack: How the hell are you describing me? I'm not just some tool and you even said it yourself!
Rachel: I'm sorry. I just don't understand the question.
Danny: I'll phrase it differently. What does Zack mean to you?
Rachel: He's like a brother or dependable best friend to me.
Zack: You mean that?
Rachel: ...yes.
Danny: Zack what does Rachel mean to you?
Zack: She's my close comrade.
Rachel: He just hates being sappy.
Danny: Your friendship is so cute; I feel like I've died and gone to heaven!
Zack: I have that same dream but you go in the opposite direction.
Danny: So now that you both have a mutual understanding of what you think of the other tell me one thing that annoys you about the other person.
Rachel: I want to go first.
Zack: Really? Just straight off the bat?
Rachel: Yes. Zack you don't take care of your things. When we first met, I thought your hoodie was naturally brown but when I put in the wash I found that it was originally white.
Zack: Wait- my hoodie was white all this time?
Rachel: I got mine out of the way so now it's your turn.
Zack: Sometimes I feel like when you play with toys or stuffed animals you can communicate with them.
Danny: Hhahahhaahahaaaaaa! Are you kidding?
Zack: No I'm not kidding! She whispers these weird words to them and then I swear I see one of their buttons move!
Rachel: I cannot communicate with toys. That's impossible.
Zack: Then why do you whisper to them like you have a friend?
Rachel: This is a pointless conversation. Continue.
Danny: I'm just gonna write this down as a 'joke'. Now what's one thing you like about the other?
Zack: Ray can be very.......caring. Like when you helped with my wound.
Rachel: One nice thing? Even though Zack never had any special education he goes by what his heart tells him. I admire that.
Danny: Do you both feel better now?
Both of them: ...sure.
Danny: Now that all this stuff is done, let's discuss if you ever intend to hand her ove-
Zack: Goodbye physco tongue.
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Angels of death with me one-shots
FanficIt's just basically one-shots with the characters and me interacting. These picture are not my mine. It's not what you'd expect like lemon, fluff and angst, it's more like skits and character reactions to certain scenarios. Your welcome to suggest!
