dream smp oneshots <3

they should just give in and fuck each other

warnings :      

smut ;)                                                                                                                        swearing

characters :

niki, wilbur, george, clay, sapnap, tommy, tubbo, bad, skeppy

schlatt and quackity (if you dont really know who they are then picture them as someone else or watch their videos they are funny and cool.)

summary : 

in which the rest of the dream smp are getting annoyed at the sexual tension between Clay and George.

for the one shot purposes, they are all in high school (it will make sense my love) and they are all 17. Everyone is 17. 17. I do not ship people underage. I do not ship dream and george i am just very bored. and very gay.

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"Where's George?" Sapnap grumbles when he sat down, looking around at the rest of the group who were all chilling in some classroom at school. "I thought we'd meet here."

"I'm pretty sure him and Clay are off doing something, but what else could be more important for George than you are?" Wilbur says, playing with Niki's hands and looking rather annoyed at the fact that Sapnap looked even more confused.

"Stop with that sad puppy look. You look dumb." Wilbur glares, and Sapnap rolls his eyes, laying flat down on one of the tables. Schlatt and Quackity walk in with bags, and sit down at the tables by Tubbo and Tommy.

"Are George and Dream sleeping with each other yet?" Niki piped in, flipping her hair over her shoulder. "I swear, they're choking me with all their unresolved sexual tension!"

"Of course they aren't together, what the hell guys? They hate each other, remember." Sapnap sighs, rolling his eyes. "George isn't even gay."

"Okay Nick, I know your a bit slow on the uptake but even you would have to be blind to not notice the way they're always looking at each other." Tommy says, looking kind of disappointed at Nick. Who now looked like a kicked puppy.

"Besides, he's not homosexual, he's like... Clay-sexual." Tubbo said, shaking his head as if it was the most obvious thing ever. Niki and Wilbur grin at Tubbo who leans to high-five them, to which they ignore and turn back to touching hands.

"I mean Niki was in a towel the other day and he didn't even notice because he was too busy staring at Clay." Wilbur grins.

"When they do have sex, I hope he licks Clay's abs" Schlatt shrugs, taking a bite out of his apple. "Someone should lick those abs."

George storms in, looking mad, and sits on the floor. He lays down.

"Someone nearly hit me today, and I said I'm friends with George and then they ran away." Tommy laughs, and George doesn't respond. He just sighs and covers his face with his hands.

"Wanna talk about it?" Niki asks, and George grunts a 'No'.

"Dude, can we talk about how Miss Joh-" Quackity starts, and George sits up to interrupt him straight away.

"He is such a dick! He is just so obnoxious! God I'd love to punch him if I could FUCKING REACH." George yells, and everyone turns to him looking shocked. 

"This has nothing to do with the fact that your utterly in love with him and don't have the balls to do anything about it?" Tubbo smiles, turning away from George's glare.