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the little arguments

warnings :

swearing 

characters :

clay, nick, george

summary :

clay and george get into an argument.

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"I told you, Clay!" George shouted, making Clay roll his eyes and huff.

"Don't huff at me you ugly green bitch!" 

"Your making a huge deal about the dishes, George, the fucking dishes." Clay said, rolling his eyes. "I get to huff when you're behaving like a drama queen." Nick - who had been sitting on the couch with his phone in his hands, recording the entire argument with his phone - stifled his laughter, finding the scene that was happening in front of her way too amusing.

"You're calling me the drama queen?" George asked, raising his voice. He stepped closer to Clay, pushing at his chest with his index finger. "You're kidding me right? The only one here who is a drama queen is you, piss boy!" Nick chuckled, making Clay glare at him before turning back at his angry boyfriend.

"I just don't get why you're making a huge deal about the fucking dishes! It's not like the worlds gonna end now is it?" Clay asked, folding his arms over his chest. "I understand you told me, and I understand it sucks I didn't listen to you, but we don't need to have a fight about this, now do we?"

"Oh, you bet your green ass we do!" George told Clay, making him sigh and raise a hand to rub his face. "Because apparently the only way to get you to listen is to start shouting at you! And I really need you to listen to me because your all I need and your my boyfriend. Your supposed to listen to me. But apparently because you can't do such a thing, this fight has happened. All because you refuse to listen to me. 

"Yeah, I get it! It's my fault, but I already told you that I'm sorry for it. I didn't mean to do it, and yes I should've listened to you but I didn't. And we can't do anything about it anymore, so let's just leave it behind okay? No one got hurt, everything is fine. I learned that I should listen to you, and I will from now on. Please can we just stop fighting now please?" Clay asked, walking over to George and gently holding his hands. "I don't like fighting with you. And I don't think we should fight anymore, not because of something this stupid."

"Well it wasn't exactly stupid to me." George muttered, looking down at the floor. "But you're right, this isn't a reason to get all worked up about. I shouldn't be this mad at you."

"It's okay," Clay said softly, one hand letting go of George's wrist to cup his chin, pushing it upwards so he could look into his doe-eyes. Nick was having a hard time not to speak right now, this was way too cute. Those idiots were way too adorable for their own good. "You can get mad at me whenever you want, baby, I'll still love you."

"Even If I call you an ugly green bitch?" George pouts, making Clay chuckle softly, pressing a kiss to George's lips.

"Of course. I'm not even green to you baby, I'm piss yellow." Clay grins, smiling down at his bambi-eyed boyfriend.

"Your so romantic." George scoffs, standing on his tip toes to kiss Clay yet again.

"Ugh." Nick groaned making the couple turn towards him.

"You two are so cute, and so damn disgusting at the same time. I am going to leave, and I'm keeping this shit for blackmail." He grunts, holding up his phone before skipping out the apartment. 

"Your cute." Clay smiles, pressing an index finger on the tip of his nose.