( Jotahan warning for all the sensitive dudebro's 😐 )
( so the reason why im writing this is because i was scrolling through tiktok and i saw this video of this girl chatting with her girlfriend about homemade candles. Its so fucking hilarious and it radiates such jotahan vibes so i felt obligated to do this. Anyways, enjoy this uhh,,, whatever this whole story is. If you want the original their tiktok is onlyylimestoes. )
Jotaro and Rohan had decided to have a little date to celebrate Jotaro's visit back to Morioh. Rohan was truly delighted to have his boyfriend back. Rohan being the absolute twink he is, he suggested to go get some coffee down at the local cafe. Jotaro agreed and they headed down there together.
They both had found a little spot and ordered their coffee, Rohan had ordered the pumpkin spice latte considering it was nearing Halloween and he wanted to get into the spirit. Jotaro had just ordered a small black coffee, not suprised tbh.
"Ah, isnt Morioh just so beautiful, Jojo? You should come here more often, i do get pretty lonely without you." Rohan pondered.
"Rohan, i have a wife and daughter, i cant be here all the time, you know that." Jotaro chuckled.
"I knnooowww.... but i missed yoouuu..." Rohan whined.
"I'd like to interrupt your whining, look over there, its our coffee." Jotaro Pointed to the waiter that was walking to their table.
The waiter set down their coffee's on the table.
"Thank you. So, Rohan, i wanted to start doing some new hobbies. Would you like to join me in.. candle making?" Jotaro took a sip of his coffee carefully to avoid burning his mouth.
"Candle making? Really? Huh, that doesnt really sound like a very Jotaro thing to do. I probably shouldnt be around candles, ive always had the urge to eat the wax." Rohan settled down and blew on the steam that was rising out of his drink.
"Uh, exuse me what? did i hear that correctly? You want to eat the WAX??" Jotaro chocked on his drink.
"Yeah, it looks a p p e t i z i n g." Rohan giggled.
"Rohan, my sweet babyboy, i love you so much but i honestly cant tell if this is a joke or not." Jotaro reached over and cupped Rohans cheeks with his hands.
"It isnt, why would i joke about that?" Rohan said, removing Jotaro's hands from his face.
"Uhm, Alright, maybe we can do something else?" Jotaro suggested.
"Nono, id like to make candles, its just that ill most likely eat the wax, thats all." Rohan explained.
"Rohan, sweetheart, i will make a whole charcuterie board of colored chocolate that look like wax but we will NOT be eating it. Wax is really bad for the human body." Jotaro sighed.
Rohan made a pouty face and reached into his bag and grabbed a random photograph taken on his shitty pink Fujifilm Instax polaroid camera. It was an image of some white chocolate molded into a cylinder to look like a candle.
"Can we do this together pleeeaassee?" Rohan handed the photo to Jotaro.
"As a craft? Or for dinner? Jeez." Jotaro grunted.
"Yeah, duh, its literally a craft, its not dinner." Rohan snickered.
"Not you getting sassy with me about eating candle wax." Jotaro chuckled.
"Thats not wax its literally white chocolate. I want to make it to simulate eating the wax that you forbid me to have." Rohan poked Jotaro's chest.
"Siggghhh, fine. We can make this happen if thats what you truly want." Jotaro sighed.
"I really really want to eat a fucking candle right here right now, i need to feel like im eating a candle. We must craft it.." Rohan said, having an internal mental breakdown.
"The fact that i just wanted to make some damn candles with you but instead were trying to figure out how you can feel better about not being able to eat the wax is honestly everything to me." Jotaro laughed as he finished his coffee.
They both went home and crafted some chocolate candles together, Rohan was very ecstatic about this considering he would get to eat a candle- actually, its not a candle. Its just white chocolate in a cylinder mold. But non the less he was very content with the results.
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Rohan Kishibe Wants To Eat Candle Wax
Fanficrohan and jotaro are having some coffee at a small cafe near the morioh grand motel and jotaro starts to mention how he wants to start a new hobby, candle making. rohan would love to do this activity with jotaro but he REALLY WANTS TO EAT THE WAX.
