The Brutal Life Of A Delinquent

Back to basics

3rd person POV:

After David, May, and Connor left suddenly for no apparent reason, Marcus began teaching (Y/n) the basics of taking care of a baby.

(Y/n): Ugh! (Cleans hands)

(Y/n): What do they feed you?

John:(embarrassed noises)

(Y/n): You need to learn how to use the damn toilet.

Marcus: He's one.

(Y/n): He can still learn.

The Hellspawn then placed his spawn on his shoulder. John then began holding onto (Y/n) as he walked about.

Marcus:...

(Y/n): What?

Marcus: N-nothing...

Getting a drink from the fridge, he noticed the lack of anything strawberry related.

(Y/n): Tch...

(Y/n): What the hell have you been doing?

Marcus: Uh. Not much.

Marcus: Got a degree in psychology. Then I was basically made into the designated nanny to John.

Marcus: I also...(clears throat)... Helped Anna "relieve stress" at work.

(Y/n): So... You were her bitch?

Marcus: Don't swear in front of John! Leona would kill us if she found out.

(Y/n): It's just a word.

(Y/n): So where's Anna? I need to beat the shit out of her.

Marcus: Could you just help her see the problem she has?

(Y/n): I will... By beating the shit out of her.

Marcus:(sigh)

Marcus: Well with her generals out searching for us, we'll need-

(Y/n): Generals?

Marcus: Hold ways die hard. She got four generals of her own.

(Y/n): In that case, screw her. I want to get back in my groove.

(Y/n): This will be good to teach John the way of the badass.

Marcus: Leona is going to be pissed...

(Y/n): Her problem, not mine.

Opening the front door he saw two large men in black.

(Y/n):(evil grin)

(Opening theme)

After beating up two men who may or may not have been working for Anna, the three began walking through the city.