slasher x reader (DISCONTINUED)

Michael myers NSFW headcannon

After care: what they're like after sex?

If micheal is in a good mood he might hold you for a few minutes but then he will get up, get dressed and go out to kill.

Body part: what favourite part is yours and theirs?

Micheal is a bit weird with body parts, he loves watching his hands violently push you down but loves your hair.

Cum (anything to do with cum)

In, he dosnt care what the fuck you say hes cumming in you and that's final. 

(Also since micheal is well micheal it's rare 5o have sex with him, I'm not say that I wont happen but you will have to build up such a fucking strong bond for him to even think about it, but its hella worth it 😏)

Dirty secret
He dosnt have one he dose what he wants to you and somehow you always end up somehow likeing it, cuts you with a knife, kinky!

Experience

Lol this big hunk of junk ain't of gotten any action 😂

Favourite position
Doggy style.
Just him going hay wire on you like a dog is so animalistic that it just suits him

Also the position where he holds you against the wall and fucks you ruthlessly

Goofy or serious?
Serious but not in the romantic kind of way oh no no no romantic sex coming from him, he dosnt care if your in the mood or not if he wants it hell get you in the mood (but he would never EVER rape you if you ask him to stop seriously he will)

Hair(how well groomed are they?)
Well he had never considered cutting down there, hell hes never considered sex before you came around! He was just murder and run that's it, but if you bug him enough he might (key word might)

Intimacy
Rough
Hard
Fast

You name it he ain't all that sweet lovey dovey type

Jackoff
He never did it and dosnt see the reason to now that your here

(Sorry I cant find the last part to the alphabet anywhere but if you want one shots (smut/fluff) just ask in the comments and sorry for not posting in a while 😅)