Anakin (Me): SIGH. *Gets out laptop and types stuff*
Jevil: *takes out cards with questions that we're actually from Anakin (Me)* Hey, Papyrus, why does you're pasta suck? From littletimmyisaventcamperonpiggyhahanobodywillwinlololol, Wow, thats a long name, I might've butchered it!
Papyrus: MY PASTA?! SUCK?! HOW DAAAAARE YOU. Its because of Undyne, she taught me!
Undyne: WHAAAAAT.
Jevil: NEXT QUESTION, NEXT QUESTIOOOOOON! Alphys, Have you done the unspeakable acts with Undyne? From Animelizard.
Alphys: Uhhhhh.
Papyrus: GROSS!
Undyne: THE ANSWER IS NO!
Gaster: Alphys, Thats you're account!
Undyne: ...
Papyrus: ...PAAAAAASTA.....
Alphys: No.
Gorg pag: GOOOORG PAAAAG.
Undyne: Uhh, Alphys, you know we-
Anakin *Puts tape over Undyne's mouth* After this.
Jevil: NEXT QUESTION: Chaos chaos, from AAAAAAHHHH. That isn't a question but thank you. Next... Gorg pag, who is the writer? From ScreamingDevoun.
Gorg pag: GOOORG PAAAAG.
Jevil: Thank you Gorg pag, we will try and decipher that. Next question, Does Sans do the news, or is itMettaton? From AUkiller.
Sans: Well, in THIS AU, Its Mettaton, in an Au you will SOOOON meet, its Me.
Jevil: Thank you, final question: What is school? From TheDumbestKidOnEarth, well, school is where you learn things! No more questions!
Anakin: *Clicks publish*