Mettaton: Hello, I'm Mettaton and today we have Anakin with us to interview toady!
Anakin: *Typing everything said as she is also the reporter* Mhm.
Mettaton: Anakin, what is you're earliest memory?
Anakin: Heck, that was 5 years ago, in a different timeline, in the future. I won't go over my life story but my earliest memory is me and my sister Anakin Black met the gods, we we're so amazed and we loved the food they gave us, heh, Black ate 'til she had a stomach-ache.
Mettaton: So you're last name is Black?
Anakin: Oh no, thats juts her name, speaking of which came from her favourite colour, you see, she had the same name as me as we had to name ourselves. The only name we knew was Anakin, thats all I remember about that naming session.
Mettaton: Okay, and, Months earlier, you had powers?
Anakin: Yes a few months before now I had powers but they we're taken by Asriel, the only way I can get them back is if he dies.
Mettaton: This also qualifies as news for some reason, and we have a report that Kame house blew up with Asriel in it.
Anakin: Wait what.
Mettaton, Yes, yes, very shocking news, Chara is probably drinking hot chocolate to relieve herself from killing people out of anger.
Anakin: .............. WELL NOW EVERYONE CAN MEET THE NEW AU, AT THE COST OF A FUCKING LIFE.
Mettaton: DARLING! This is a family friendly show!
Anakin: I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING THIS WHO THINK IT IS THAT AND THINK THAT YOU ARE SEXY WHEN YOU'RE NOT, ALL THE TIME I'M WALKING ROUND THE STREET AND THERES ALWAYS, AND I MEAN ALWAYS A GROUP OF DICKS SAYING THAT YOU'RE SEXY, WELL ALL I THINK IS YOU'RE A TIN CAN WITH AN UGLY FUCKING MUG.
Mettaton: Darling, I'm... a bit un-comfortable with my fans now.
Anakin: Well, better get the stupid AU introduction crap done. *Teleports her and Mettaton and the laptop to the house where everyone is watching what literally just happened* Well, now it really is an introduction. *Opens a portal* Well here you go, fans that don't currently exsist on their feet begging for me to introduce them.
Toriel: *Eats pie slowly*
Anakin: Well, here they come. *Every UNDERTALE character come running out of the portal, their cyan* Theres Sans, Asgore, Mettaton, Papyrus, Toriel, Frisk, Chara, Asriel, Flowey, Undyne, Alphys, Napstablook, Muffet, the royal guards, Temmie, every dog and all the shopkeepers, but from what I call ShyTale! (Can't be bothered to name the little guys so yeah) There you go, you can now ask them questions.
All the ShyTale charcters: *Hide alone*
Torile: No need to be shy, we're nice friendly, and will cook pie for you!
Papyrus: Or pasta!
Sans: Or quiche.
Rouxls kaard: Or fucking mac'n'cheese.
Chef from Deltarune: Or cake!
ShyTale characters: *Come out of hiding*
Jevil: Well thats it people! YAY!
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