❝Who are you?❞
❝I'm the guy who knocked you out and fled the country.❞
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Working part-time to earn money as a full time university student can be tough especially when it's working as a ghost in a amusement park's haunted house just...
Hobibae: If I'm married to you, what about J-Hope?
Me: He is our affair
Hobibae: Okay... Forget that I asked
Me: Now, shall we get to the honeymoon part? 🌚
Hobibae: There wasn't even a wedding ceremony!
Me: Eh The honeymoon is a better ceremony Time to get funky 😜
Hobibae: I— I'm lost
Me: Lost my wayyy 🎶 Wayyy 🎶
Hobibae: Let's skip the honeymoon
Me: Let's get a divorce then
Hobibae: What?! Why?!
Me: It is important to do the sexy ritual to certify the marriage but if you refuse, then let's divorce
Hobibae: This is a text, woman! And isn't this like roleplay right now?
Me: Wanna see my nudes?
Hobibae: I— What— Who are you?
Me: I'm your hoe You're my hoe I'm your wifey You're my hubby
Hobibae: I have no words
Me: Then use your actions And show meh your weapon 🔫
Hobibae: I'm going to now pass away...
Me: Why? Afraid you can't compete with Hobi? Well Hobi has a hot body so no one on earth can compete even if they tried He visual He dancer He vocal He rapper He is our golden hyung
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