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SPRITE DIVORCE
ATTORNEY
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Friday, 12:12 am
Me: OH MA GOD
HAHAHAHA
🤣🤣🤣
Spritedivorceattorney: What is going on?
Me: Ohhhh
Nothing
Hehe
🙃
Spritedivorceattorney: Okay, something is fishy is definitely going on here
Me: That's probably because you ate some fish 🐟
Hey hey
I have a fishy pickup line
Spritedivorceattorney: What—
Me: Have you ever went fishing?
We should hook up sometimes
😘🎣
Spritedivorceattorney: I—
I have no comment
Me: I could keep on with the pick up lines but I want to continue reading some of my Hobi fanfics that I need to catch up on before I get left behind too far
Spritedivorceattorney: What is it about?
Me: I'm currently reading a one shot where he cheated on me 😢
I'm getting emotional 😭
Spritedivorceattorney: He would never do that!
Why read something so sad like that?
Me: It makes me experience what it would be like to go through something like this
I'd rather go through this in a fanfic
than ever in real life
Spritedivorceattorney: No one would dare to cheat on you!
If they did, they must be insane!
You're funny
Beautiful
Weird in a good way
Girlfriend material
💯
Any guy would be lucky
to be claimed your boyfriend
Me: Aww ☺️
Thank you but you don't even know what look look like so how do you know I'm beautiful? 👀
Spritedivorceattorney: Beauty
doesn't have to be physically
Your personality makes you beautiful
But I bet even in real life you must be as beautiful
As your personality
Me: Aww shucks
You making me blush 🥰
Is it my turn to compliment you?
Ok well you must be sexy
Because you are one of my hubbies
I am sure you have a BIC DIG
Spritedivorceattorney: Nononono
Don't go down that road!
Me: Hehe 😜
But I have more to share
Spritedivorceattorney: I'm going to exit then—
Me: Okay, okay!
I shall
S
T
O
P
I
T
Spritedivorceattorney: Good
Me: Can we talk about his clavicles though?
Like
DDAENG DADDY
TAKE ME RIGHT NOW!
Spritedivorceattorney: Okay bye 👋
Me: No!
Wait!
Okay I stopped!
Come back!
Don't leave me!
YOU ARE READING
𝔸 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕪 𝕂𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕠𝕦𝕥! || Jung Hoseok x Reader ✔
Fanfiction❝Who are you?❞ ❝I'm the guy who knocked you out and fled the country.❞ ▣▣▣▣▣▣▣▣▣▣▣▣▣▣▣▣▣▣ Working part-time to earn money as a full time university student can be tough especially when it's working as a ghost in a amusement park's haunted house just...
