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Samus

Years of being a bounty hunter tracking hits across the galaxy and taking on entire planets of hostile aliens began to tire Samus. She had killed countless creatures without a thought, and everyone in the galaxy was afraid of her power. Work began to dry as people stopped risking being pirates and smugglers, since Samus would soon be sent after them. After two straight months of no work, Samus made her way to a space station that had recently opened.

The station was not at all what Samus had expected. It was advertised as a luxury resort, and her reputation had given her a free placement during the grand opening.

Samus docked her ship and was immediately greeted by a robot, one she did not recognise. It seemed friendly enough.

"Universal greeting initiate." The robot waved awkwardly. "Activating social subroutines. Active. Welcome to Lluptonod Station, valued customer. Please announce your Personal Resort Reservation Code now."

"R-4808N 37 14 06 115 48 40." Samus read the code as it appeared on her visor.

"PRRC accepted. Engaging direction and guidance systems. Please follow me." The robot turned around and walked down the corridor, with Samus following it. Her metal suit caused a clank with every step, but it wasn't as loud as those of the robot. While it seemed to have simple software, the hardware was far from amateurish. It led her past a few doors down a long corridor before eventually making it to a specific door and stopping in front of it. "Destination reached. Please place the palm of your hand on the receptacle." Samus placed her hand on the panel beside the door and it opened, revealing a luxurious room with a queen-sized bed and a large holographic television. The room was very spacious considering it was supposed to be a simple hotel room for the rest of the resort. "Objectives complete; initiate farewell protocol. Farewell." The robot waved and walked away, with Samus walking into the room and shutting the door.
"Nice place. It was nice of them to give it to me for free... but a bit suspicious too. Oh well, it's not like I have anything else to do." Samus removed her armour one tedious piece at a time, stacking it beside the bed on the floor. She stood there in her undersuit as she began the incredibly infuriating process of removing it, which was easier said than done as it clung tightly to her curvy body. After some struggling it came off, and she was totally naked as she walked towards the bathroom.

"User detected." A voice came through inside the room from an unknown place. It was male and robotic, startling Samus as she quickly wrapped a towel around herself. "Please specify personal assistant options."

"Uh... personal assistance?"

"Identification: Computerised Oral Network Enhanced Robotic Aid. Nickname CONERA. Unit is specified to be a fitting assistant for residents; fully customisable for user's preference and comfort."

"Can you see me?"

"No video input systems are implemented within unit's hardware. User's privacy is respected. Dialect between user and unit is not recorded nor monitored." Samus, relieved, unwrapped the towel and stepped into the shower.

"...How do I turn it on? There's no knobs." She spoke to the voice.

"Voice activation is active."

"So... activate shower." The shower came on quickly, blasting freezing water on Samus' naked body. "AAAAAAH! FUCK FUCK FUCK HEAT THE WATER UP!" She screamed and shrieked as ice-cold water splashed onto her body.

"Temperature rising." The water suddenly became very hot.

"TOO HOT TOO HOT TURN IT THE FUCK DOWN!"

"Temperature falling. Stabilising at 37 degrees." The water was manageable, but still cold.

"Warm it up a little."