Ninjago Randomness!

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It's a nice and peaceful morning at the Monastery of Spinjitzu where all the Ninja are sitting, watching Tv and doing their boring stuff.... Until a cloud of purple smoke appears and out of it, steps a man with black hair and ocean blue eyes.....

"Hello there, Ninja." Says the man in an oddly creepy voice, or at least, a poor imitation of it.

"Uhh who are you and what is it with people breaking into the Monastery?!"
Asked Zane, the Titanium Nindroid who was also the master of ice.

"I am Author! And now you will see your pilot episodes and tell me your reactions!" Replies the man. He then proceeds to shove the Ninja on the couch and plays the pilot.

*Time skip to after pilots end*

"So, Ninja, how did you feel about your first adventure?" The man asks, shoving the last of the popcorn in his mouth.

"Meh, we've been there, done that and all...." Kai says while eyeing Jay to check if he's doing anything with Nya.

"Yeah, though I kinda miss Jay without his voice. It was nice." Cole replies, smirking at Jay.

"Hey! My voice is very important to me y'know! Otherwise, how could I make those hilarious jokes? *Now muttering so that Kai doesn't hear*
Or ask Nya silly pickup lines"

"Well, I didn't know their adventures before they took me in, so nice experience. And Jay, SOME of those jokes were hilarious." Lloyd said.

"Sheesh, I didn't know how much effort it took Kai to pass the training course, though the one where he got hit in the face was definitely funny. And did Jay really ask if I was hot?" Nya said, raising an eyebrow at Jay.

"......." Kai didn't say anything, instead glared at Jay.

"Uhh y-yeah?" Jay asked, a little frightened. Don't worry Jay, everyone is afraid of Nya.

"Well, what's the answer?" Nya asked with a serious face.

"Very." Jay replied almost dreamily, still keeping in mind that Nya or Kai might get mad.

"Hmm...." Nya said, adding to Jay's worry.

"Goodbye, Jay." Kai said with a smirk on his face, adding even more to Jay's fear.

"Uhm, not in that way. You're very beautiful and cool, and nice, and smart and pretty and cute and kind and lovely and..... I'm rambling, aren't I?" Jay stammered out in a desparate last effort to save himself.

"Hmm.... OH MY GOSH I CANT HOLD IT IN ANYMORE!" And she burst out laughing.

"Huh?" Cole asked, who was expecting Jay to be in a tomb by now.

"This is illogical." Zane simply stated.

"Hey! That's not fair! When we make you mad you start beating us up but when Jay does you laugh it off!" Kai said, casting an annoyed glance at Jay.

Jay simply sat there, fully expecting a savage Nya attack but was dumbfounded when she started laughing.

"Well, what he said was actually funny. I wasn't angry at all. I just wanted to see his reaction to me. And I would never beat him like you all because Jay cares for me even more than you all combined. Even you more than you, Kai."

"Phew." A relieved Jay let out his breath.

"Pffftt! That's not true! Name one instance when he cares for you more than me." Kai said, casting Jay even more threatening glances.

"Kai, stop looking at Jay like that. He's my yang  y'know. And how about whenever we're all out in the city for a big event, or how about our daily lives?" Nya answered.

"I-....." Was the only thing that came out of Kai's mouth.

"I would recommend some ice for the burn." Zane simply stated, causing the whole room to burst into laughter.

"Thanks for the advice, Zane." Jay replied
Causing Nya and Cole to start laughing all over again.

"Whatever. Where did that author guy go? Oh well, since he's gone, I'm gonna go play video games." Kai said as he left the room.

"I'm going to eat some more cake." Cole said as he went away.

"I'm going to see Pixal." Zane stated and walked out of the room.

"Oh well what do you want to- mmmmm...." Was all Jay managed to say before being pulled into a kiss by Nya.

"Shush now." Was all she stopped to say before meeting his lips again.

The end!

A/n: Oh well. My longest story yet! What do you think of it? Comment and tell me! Bye!