shotgun ♛ haikyuu

let's do that again ♛ kei tsukishima

"you're so slow." tsukishima groaned as he watched the person across from him roll a blunt.

"tsukki, it's not like you can do any better." yamaguchi attempted to hide his giggles when the blonde boy sent him a sharp glare.

"yeah, tsukki, you wanna take over?" y/n smirked at the frown that formed on his face. you knew he hated when they called him tsukki, but they did it anyways to rile him up.

tsukishima rolled his eyes and watched silently as you licked the paper to seal the roll. this action went unnoticed by you, but not by yamaguchi. he knew tsukishima well - well enough to recognize the rare occasion of him taking interest in someone. but he said nothing, instead smiling quietly to himself and turning his gaze back to you.

"done, y/n?" you nodded and gestured to him with the rolled blunt in your hand, offering him the first hit. he shook his head. "you rolled it, it's only fair."

"yes!" you whispered in triumph. turning to kei, you raised your eyebrows. "lighter?"

"say the magic word first." he smirked and leaned backwards slightly.

you sighed and held out your hand expectantly. "i'll curb stomp you, give me the god damn lighter or you'll ruin my high before it even starts."

"i don't even have it," he scoffed and crossed his arms. "yamaguchi does."

you looked at the sheepish boy with a look of mock betrayal. "gimme." he handed it over immediately and you snatched it out of his hand, glaring at the two. you leant towards the open window and lit the end of the blunt. ghosting the smoke smoothly, you moved a little closer to the window and exhaled. they handed it to tsukishima, who already had his hand out expectantly.

"y/n!" yamaguchi gaped at the brunette in shock. "am i invisible to you?!"

"yes." you joked, but his sad expression made you start to feel guilty. "you should've given me the lighter."

"you just gave it to tsukki because you think he's pretty! that's pretty privilege. unfair."

tsukishima, who was attempting to french inhale, began coughing and sputtering, causing smoke to exit his mouth in sharp plumes.

"great, yams, you made him choke." you scolded and  handed tsukishima a bottle of water. he nodded in thanks and quickly downed the entire thing. "he was the one with his hand out. he asked, you didn't. simple!"

"yeah right." yamaguchi checked to make sure if his friend was alright, then took his share of hits.

after a few more rounds of passing it around, you finished the roach.

"should i roll another one?" you ashed the last bit of the roach on the tray. looking up at tsukishima, you became entranced. he was looking out the window with half lidded eyes, gazing at some unknown thing in the distance. your eyes ran over his jawline and neck - 'huh.' you thought. 'never realized how sculpted he is.'

"what?" he turned his head to look at them, snapping them both out of their trances.

"should, i, roll, another." you repeated, smiling lazily. tsukishima noticed how red your eyes had gotten.

"sure, but yams is gone." tsukishima took another sip of his water. actually, it was more like a gulp.

"oh." you looked at the empty spot where yamaguchi had previously been sitting. "he's probably downstairs getting snacks or something, no worries."

"if he wakes daichi up, we jump out the window," he shuddered, not wanting to imagine how furious daichi would be.

"noted - but does it count as a double suicide or an escape?"