One Day - 𝖳𝗈𝗆𝗆𝗒𝖨𝗇𝗇𝗂𝗍 𝗑 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 (DISCONTINUED)

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－ （Ｙ／Ｎ） ＰＯＶ －

While me, tubbo, and eret were walking tommy joined our vc, "Hello everyone! And you too American woman." We all laughed a little, "Hello tomathy." I said in a fake serious voice while laughing a little at the end, "Don't use my full name." Tommy said laughing as well.

"Fine fine! I won't!" I responded, "Anyway what are you guys doing?" Tommy asked, "Well we were gonna show pretzel around than I wanted to help her with her house." Tubbo trailed off.

"I think I'm gonna start streaming soon." Tommy responded, "I thought you were already streaming?" I asked, "Nah that's just how he always is." Eret answered.

"Well I have to go good luck on the stream!" Eret said leaving the call, "Yeah I'm gonna go do my intro and stuff so..." Tommy said, "Yeah we can't all talk later!" Tubbo responded as tommy left the call.

"So where were we going again?" I asked laughing, "Shit, uhhh, the starter house!" Tubbo remembered, "Okay thanks cause I legitimately could not remember." I said laughing again.

After showing me the starter house, we where going down the prime path connecting l'manburg to a hill, that the path went through, as we were going down we saw tommy, "The bitch boys here again." I said to tubbo and he laughed and typed in chat.

Tommyinnit : heyy buddy

Tubbo : I didn't do it did I

Tubbo : Tommy

Pretzelwater : someone's in troubleeeee....

Tommyinnit: vc?

Tommy joins our vc, "Fuckk..." we could hear tommy say from the other line, "Hi?" Tubbo responded, "Heyy buddy heyy!"

"Hey..." Tubbo said awkwardly, "Hey tubbo, hey how are you."

"Hey what about me!" I said offended, "Hey tubbo did you hear something?" Tommy questioned obviously ignoring me, "I hope you die in real life." I said in a monotone voice, and muted my mic, "That that was a joke don't take that seriously!"

I said to my chat and unmuted, "That was uncalled for!" Tommy said surprised, "You had it coming."

"But you didn't have to do it to em."

"I had to do it to em."

"Anyway walk with my guys." Tommy said walking backwards while me and tubbo followed, "Where are we going?" I asked tommy.

"Uhh I don't know, I just saw you guys and did want tubbo to get all upset at me." Tommy responded back, "Uh oh, thank you."

Tommy suddenly stopped, "Guys what is this!" Tommy said slightly angry, "What is what? Oh yeah big q was homeless, so now he lives there, it's kinda ugly though."

"I mean it's better than tommy's house for sure!" I said trying not to laugh, "No it's not! My house isn't just cobblestone and water!" Tommy said defensively.

"You live in a fucking hobbit house."

"Your fucking homeless."

"So now you don't support the homeless, nice job tommy!"

"I do suppose the homeless just not homeless- homeless woman! Wait wait NO!"

Tommy started scream laughing, as well as me and tubbo started laughing as well, "You heard it here first folks, Tommyinnit doesn't support homeless woman!" Tommy laughed again, "No that came out wrong!"

"Everything that comes out of your mouth is wrong." I snapped back, "Oh god, chat please don't cancel me!"

"ME GUSTA HOUSA BLANKO!" Tommy said/screamed, "ME GUSTA!" Quackity said going along with the bit, while I just sat there staring at my screen my moving my character.

"This, this is why I hate men." I heard them start laughing, as I started to laugh as well, "Well I only know one thing in Spanish." Wilbur said, as my character now following them, "What is it?" Quackity questioned.

"When I was a kid, my brother, my older brother taught me that this is how you say, where's the bathroom."

"Okay."

"And it literally translates to, where is the house of toilets, and I need you to tell me if this is true."

"I wanna hear it wilbur."

"Don de el de casa de putas."

After wilbur said that Quackity burst out laughing, and I started laughing as well, only knowing one word, 'puta'.

"Yes yes, he told you the truth!" Quackity replied after laughing, and I started laughing even harder, I muted my mic, "Does that mean- doesn't that mean like whore? Dude tiktok can teach you some stuff! I once saw someone escape a mental hospital, okay off topic!"

"So wilbur-"

"So wilbruh." I said mimicking tommy.

"Okay now, you just being annoying." Tommy said, "Like you aren't?"

"Casa de puta! Casa de puta!" Wilbur started saying cutting of Tommy when he was trying to speak, "Wait no I need to explain something to you wilbur."

"Casa de puta!"

I muted my mic and talked to chat, "Now both Quackity and wilbur are chanting, house of the whore? I don't know Spanish but that seems accurate."

"Now you guys keep saying it and won't listen to me, I feel unlistened to!" I unmuted, "Guys stop being mean to the hobbit!" I said laughing at my own joke.

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𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆 𝗂𝗌 '𝖸𝖮 𝖧𝖠𝖧𝖠 (𝖽𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆 𝖲𝖬𝖯)' 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗈𝗆𝗆𝗒𝗌 𝗍𝗐𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝗂 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝗍 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗁 𝗌𝗈 𝗂 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖽, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆 𝖺𝗌𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇, 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽𝖺 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽...