One Day - 𝖳𝗈𝗆𝗆𝗒𝖨𝗇𝗇𝗂𝗍 𝗑 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 (DISCONTINUED)

7

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"Hello everyone and well come to the stream, today we're going on the dream smp, and it's Election Day? Whatever that means." I say shrugging it off, and looking through chat, "But apparently I missed a huge thing already, jschlatt's on?"

"I guess he got unbanned or something." I say and log onto the smp, and notice that Tommy, tubbo, and Wilbur are in a discord call together, "Off-topic but should I join Wilbur vc?" I asked my chat.

I got an overwhelming 'yes' in the chat so I joined the call, "Wilbur just speed run your shit- dream could've pooped faster than you." I heard Tommy say, "What the actual FUCK did I just walk into." I say trying my best not to laugh, and sound serious.

"Wilburs gone to take a shit and he's taking too long!" Tommy says obviously annoyed, I muted my mic for a second to talk to chat, "I wanna say 'I think he's constipated' so bad right now!" I saying laughing and unmute myself.

"The- the audience isn't very large today." Wilbur said up, on stage along with jschlatt, george, tommy, quackity, nikki, and fundy, "It's not about the size of your audience." George responded to wilbur, "No it's fine it's just- I'm on edge but it's fine." Wilbur says.

I look over to tubbo who's sitting behind me, "How long do elections usually take?" I whisper to him even though everyone in the call could still hear me, I heard quackity and tommy laugh, "Uhh, I don't know this is my first time."

"Okay we are not just deciding who wins tonight, we are also inaugurating the winner." Wilbur says while his character looks to tommy, "Hey I have a question!" I say hoping to get wilburs attention.

"Yes, pretzel?" Wilbur asks me, "What in the ever loving fuck does inauguration mean." I responded as everyone else laughed, "Yeah I don't know what that means either." Fundy said as well, "You too- you know what never mind, it means to give up office." Wilbur said back to me and fundy.

"Got it, continue."

"When we announced who wins, what I think we do is the winner comes up here stands in the center, and we then listen to their first decree as president." Wilbur said but not without some interruptions from tommy and quackity.

I muted myself to talk to my chat a bit, "So chat who do you thinks gonna win, if I knew about this before, you know I would have run for president and made the national anthem the big time rush theme song."

"like come on that song SLAPS." I said and unmuted my mic to listen to everyone else, "To watch a historic moment, passing over the presidency for the first election of l'manburg."

"I have with me the election results of the four parties, swag2020, pog2020, coconut2020, and schlatt2020," Wilbur said but fundy screamed as his party was called.

'as he should'

And with schlatt breathing hard in the background, "Wait wait wait, I have another question!" I said concerned about schlatt, "Yes pretzel." Wilbur responded unenthusiastically, "What's wrong with schlatt, does he have like a breathing condition or?"

"Don't worry about him, he's schlatt." Wilbur said back to me, "Okay then!"

"Okay so today I have with me and my possession the winners and what percentage, now the turn out of this election was 220,000 votes."

"I bet that's how many people are watching tommy's stream right now!" I say trying not to laugh, "Oh shut up pReTzEl!" Tommy said back to me, "Why don't you come down here and tell me to shut up bitch boy-"

"Okay okay, enough of the fighting! In the voting, there was some voter fraud." Wilbur said as everyone was kinda surprised by the voter fraud.

"My first decree as president of l'man- THE EMPEROR OF this country is to revoke the citizenship of tommyinnit and wilbur soot!"

After the screaming fest everyone was having I started to try and reason with schlatt, "Don't you think that's a little too far, I mean I just met you but that's not really a GOOD introduction, banning the two people who founded this land?"

"Listen to her she's got a point!" Tommy said also trying to reason with schlatt while escaping, "You know what pretzel? Who even picks there name to be 'pretzelwater' like that's kinda stupid if you ask me."

"Did this bitch- you know what I'm gonna let that slide just for you president." I said the last part in a monotone voice, "Since you wanna be buddy-buddy with the ENEMY why don't you join them?"

"Huh?" I said confused, "Pretzelwater is now to NEVER STEP FOOT ON L'MANBURG PROPERTY EVER AGAIN OR SHE WILL BE KILLED."

"OOP- GOTTA BLAST!" I said as my character ran for the hills but no one was really chasing me because there where all after tommy, and wilbur.

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