I like Camila's butt and I cannot lie

9 - Noodz

Double update 🔥🔥

I really hate my group partners. I can't believe they made me do a whole project by myself with no help whatsoever.

The editing, I did myself. The notes, the pain and suffering. All me.

So after editing for the whole day, I was finally done and took on heck of a nap. I deserved it anyway.

After the nap, I woke up to roughly three messages. Two of them were just random people begging me for a follow on insta which I 'politely' ignored.

That's an oxymoron, can you really actually politely ignore someone? Maybe... I guess it's polite till you blue tick them which honestly, is just asking for a death sentence.

The third text was surprisingly from Shawn. Weird, he never texts.

And he has balls texting me after what I did to him a week ago.

I immediately sat up from the anticipation of his text. Could he be asking for a booty call?

No one has ever directly asked me for one through text.

Especially Shawn....we only usually have spontaneous stuff.

I then open the messages only to be greeted by a big fat:

Send noodz 🙃

I honestly didn't think he was serious. He couldn't be... could he? So I went ahead and sent a:

You srs?

I waited a few long seconds in anticipation for a reply.

Of course. Send em

Omg no Shawn. I can't 🙄

You can, just take a quick snap. It won't even take that long.

Noo... eww. I'd never ever do something like that

You see folks, I'm strongly against nudes. First, I respect my body too much for some stranger with too many unused raging hormones to jack off to my picture. Second, I believe thay everything is better in real life. In like the sexual sense, so I'm not a fan.

Damn....you're boring. At least tell me what you have on? 👀

I looked down at my pajama pants and my ill matched tank top covered in noodle sauce and twisted my lips.

A t-shirt and my panties on.

My rebellious side giggled at the lie I just bluntly threw.

That's so hot. Send me a pic? 😏

Noo

C'mon.. it's not nudes or something big.

Okay. Geez, give me a sec

I then jumped out of bed and started pulling off my clothes quickly and in a rush.

I then started throwing clothes from my dresser to find that cute baggy black tee that just looked right. I then put it on and start fixing my hair. I was literally oddly so detemined to lie to him that I look like some model when I'm at home.

I then put on socks and when I finally decide I look good enough, l sat side bar to the mirror on the floor and took the photos.

I looked at the photos and decided on the best one. When I went back to his chats... he had already spamed me.

Oh yes!! I finally get some booty.

You will take a little pic of your booty right?

Take a pic of your booty.

In fact... just take nudes.

You ARE taking nudes right?

I laughed at his random texts and sent him the picture. I then held a rather horrendous smile on my face. I hoped no one walked in.

Like, who wouldn't be disturbed after walking in a room with the clothes from the dresser spilled on the floor while a girl in a t-shirt and her panties on smiles at her phone.

Aww cute.

Do you usually look like this. Like on a daily?

Yep, especially on hot days.

Haven't you heard about girls walking around their houses naked during hot days?

I enjoyed lying to him, it gave me such adrenaline. I'd die of laughter and a heart attack if he believes me.

I think you're the only one 🤨

Anyways, the weather looks pretty hot today. Remove your clothes... and while you're at it. Take a pic 🤷🏻‍♂️

You just won't quit will you?

Nope 😎

That's too bad. You're going to waste your time.

Argh... what do I have to convince you. You want a dick pic?

Wtf!? No! No girl ever wants duck pics

*dick pics

Fuck. My keyboard is still fucking innocent 🤦‍♀️

I'm starting to think you're as innocent as your keyboard

I like to believe that 😇

Argh. So no nudes? I guess I failed my mission.

I then give a laugh...

Okay fine. Let me send those nudes

Yes!! You're a life saver!🙏🤧

I bet you're thinking, "WTF! I THOUGHT YOU SAID NO NUDES!" Hehe my friends. No one said they were going to be MY nudes.

I then look up pictures of questionably positioned spinx cats. You know, the hairless ones that looks like disgusting blobs of skin?

Yeah, it'll be a real boner killer and a hilarious way to tease and ditch asshole fuckboy Shawn in a sly way. I gave my most vicious crude laugh as I hit send and then said to myself:

"I'm funny."

A few seconds later, I saw him typing and in my head, things were just about to get good.

Wtf Camila! 😤

Bitch I--

And that people, was the last text I got from him for the next week.

A/N

So I decide to go for a new writing style. I decided to do this texting format thing which I guess is pretty popular on wattpad.

For what reason? I dunno 🤷‍♀️