suho:
Alarm goes off:
♪money money money , money money money money♪
*breathes in* "aah seems like-"
hears a plate break in the kitchen..
"Fuck my life, these kids, aah daddy take me home!"
Kris:
*wakes up and looks at time*
11:00 a.m. ..... i still have like 12 more hours!!
D.o.
*rolls out of bed,*
* looks up at kai poster*
"What a beautiful fucking day"
Xiumin:
*looks at time*
"Shit! I need to preheat my baozi!!!"
Kai:
*gets up*
*gets dressed*
*wallks out of room*
...
*reverses back into room*
"Ugh fuck this!"
*takes out phone*
"Tae-tae you free??"
Chen:
*alarm goes off extra early*
"Ooh goody, time to prepare for the kids! "
*throws fluffy pink apron on*
*opens bedroom door*
"Whoo wants pancaaaaaakes!!! :D "
Sehun:
*gets out of bed*
*only wears underwear*
*pushes sexy bed-hair back*
*stands in front of mirror*
*bends to the side*
"Giiirrll i think my butt gettin big!"
Lay:
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzz
*Wakes up*
*goes to window *
*Does 'something' *
*Crawls back into bed*
Zzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Chanyeol:
*still asleep*
"Baekhyun, i feel the same way.. yes i Will be your boyfriend.... of course i'll love you forever..... yes i want to make out with you ....."
*beeep beeep beeep beep*
"Aaa fack i was just at the good part! Fucks sake!!"
Tao:
*gets up*
*does morning exercise routine*
*breaks window*
*goes back to bed as if nothing happened*
*sets ringtone to 'shaggy- it wasn't me' *
Baekhyun:
*gets up bright and early*
*washes face mask off*
*Begins daily facial regime*
"Ugh well if it promises no wrinkles..."
*does make up*
*does hair*
*paints toe nails*
*Goes to wardrobe..*
"Hmmm i want something that says classy, but at the same time incredibly easy and availible...... actually im not that bothered about classy. Kekeke"
*pulls out mini skirt and hooker boots*
luhan:
*gets up*
*shaves*
"Ow! Why is being a MAN so hard.. ow!!"
*goes to closet*
*pulls out manly clothes *
*stares at them*
"Yeah fuck this!"
*Opens up secret wardrobe of dresses wigs and heels*
"Aah thats better!"
YOU ARE READING
the life ruiners
De TodoBEHOLD KPOP FANS!!!! book about the a$$holes that ruined our lives : ♥if you want funny stuff: READ THIS! ♥if you want bromance (a.k.a. dirty things we all know certain 'bff' idols do together)..: READ THIS! ♥if you want stupid stories,jokes, imagin...
