Sucky Outdoors

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"Last time on Total Drama Island... A talent contest brought out the worst in our campers. It was awesome! The Killer Bass struggled to find any talent on their team, and Bridgette's clumsiness pretty much knocked out their best prospect, Courtney. Gwen stood up to Heather, so Heather swore to make Gwen's life miserable by stealing her diary. Then she read it in front of the entire viewing world, revealing that Gwen has a secret crush on someone at camp. Then, Heather managed to save her butt by convincing the rest of the team to vote off Justin McGorgeousness. Who will be the next one to walk off this crappy dock? Find out tonight in the most dramatic marshmallow ceremony ever! On Total. Drama. Island!" Chris announces.

-theme song- -Lewis is trying to stop Leshawna and Heather from fighting, not knowing a waterfall is there and fall off-
-Diana is sitting next to Noah and Ezekiel in the Mess hall-

I wake up to see Heather changing.
Gross.
I turn around and wrap myself into my fluffy blanket.
  "Wake up," I hear Gwen say. She hits my bed.
"Nooooo," I say quietly snuggling into my sheets some more. Someone rips the covers off me and I shiver at the cold wave that hits me. I quickly get up, seeings a blurry Leshawna and Gwen standing by my bunk.
  "Get dressed," Gwen says, shoving me a pair of clothes. Did she go through my things? "And yes, I picked out your outfit," Gwen says like she just read my mind. I glare at her and put the outfit on. I honestly don't know what I'm wearing since I'm a blind rat. Leshawna hands me my glasses as I'm putting on my shoes. I thank Leshawna and put my glasses on. I'm wearing black shorts with pockets and gray Appa T-shirt which i forgot i packed and put on a shit ton of deodorant.
  "Let's go y'all," Leshawna says. We walk out together and stand with everyone else.

"Campers, today's challenge will test your outdoor survival skills. I'm not gonna lie to you. Some of you may not come back alive," Chris says, making Owen and Beth gasp.
  "Just joking," Chris laughs. "All you have to do is spend one night in the woods. Everything you need is at your team's campsite in the forest. You just have to find it. Oh, and watch out for bears. Lost a couple of interns in pre-production. First team back for breakfast wins invincibility! Well, off you go!" Chris says, blowing his air horn.
  "Did he say there are bears up in here?" Leshawna asks as Chris hands us a compass.
"I had a little encounter with a bear once. Let's just say his head looks real nice up on my mantle," Owen says puffing put his chest.
"Ooh! This one time, I saw a bear eating our garbage! He had old spaghetti noodles hanging from his big, huge teeth! It looked like blood and guts!" Izzy overstates. Lindsay shutters in disgust.
"It was so gross. And we thought he was eating the neighbor's cat Simba, but it turns out he was just lost for a week. Uh, you didn't eat spaghetti, did you? Good, let's go!" Izzy continues.
I'm walking with Izzy and Owen up front and overhear a conversation.
  "Ugh! She is so the next one to leave," Heather grumbles.
  "Who?" Trent asks.
  "Who do you think? She dumped Harold's red ant farm into my bed!" Heather yells but quite enough that Gwen wouldn't hear.
"Yeah, but you did read her diary out to the entire world," Trent says with a shrug.
"So?" Heather says, completely not aware that everyone is listing to them.
"So... That was pretty harsh," Trent tries to explain.
"She is going down!" Heather says.

"Uh... There's no food here," Owen laughs nervously.
"This is a survival task. Look at the instructions," I say, handing Owen the instructions.
"I wonder if there are any bears around today. Wouldn't it be funny if we made some bear sounds and then they came?" Owen asks us.
"Ha, that would be so funny," Izzy says.
"I'm a bear!" Owen roars.
"Would you please shut up? I'm trying to read here! It says we're supposed to find our own food. I still don't see it," Heather scoffs.
"I think they mean in the woods," Trent explains
"I'll go! I'm good at finding food!" Trent says walking off somewhere.
"Well, at least this will be a good week for my diet," Heather scoffs.
  "I am so hungry!" Heather complains after only a few minutes, close to an hour or two.
"I think my stomach ate my stomach," Izzy explains.
"Yo! Who ordered the pepperoni, extra cheese?!" A pizza man says coming out of nowhere.
"It's for the camera crew! Over here!" One is the camera crew says.
Heather gasps. "No way." Just then, the leaves start to rustle. 
"I am man! I bring fish!" Owen yells coming out of the bush with at least seven or so fish.
"Are you kidding me?" Heather asks annoyed.
"Aw man, you're awesome," Trent says sitting down next to me.
"Oh, I love fish! I love fish!" Izzy explains to us, taking a fish and eats a big bite of it.
Heather and I gasp.
"I... I guess we should cook it first," Izzy says awkwardly, putting the fish down.
"How do you know how to fish?" Heather asks Owen as I start to gut the fish with the pocket knife I stole from Duncan (doughnuts) the other day.
"My grandpa taught me. I caught a shark once; it bit me in the butt. Check it out," Owen says, pulling down his pants but I look away.
Beth, Heather, Lindsay, and Trent make various remarks of disgust at the sight.
"That is so awesome!" Izzy points out.

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