Cumakura, Cumakura, yas queen

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11:57 p.m
Big Bro Nagito:UPUPU!!

YASQUEEN:What happened this time?

Big Bro Nagito:Cumaeda pissed me off so I kicked him out of his cottage Upupu!

AngryBossBaby:He wasn't even in his cottage, the f*ck?

Photoshoot:Not to pry but...How would you know that?

AngryBossBaby:He's in my cottage

Sin Chef: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

AngryBossBaby:Ew

Photoshoot:Ok but.....Why is he there?

YASQUEEN:Didn't you JUST say you're not going to pry?

Dancing Gremlin:Oh shuttt uuuuuupppp you're so boringggg, so annoyinggg, you can't even remember your own talent! I bet you don't even have oneee!

AngryBossBaby:Nagito read this over my shoulder and now he's going on a rant about how Hajime HAS to have a talent because he sensed so much hope from him, good f*cking job. I'm stuck with this now

Dancing Gremlin:You've been really kind to hope trash for a while now, did something happen between you and him?
Photoshoot:I agree! You seem pretty protective of him!

YASQUEEN:You guys are prying...A lot...

Big Bro Nagito:HEY HEY

YASQUEEN:....What....

Big Bro Nagito:CUMAKURA, CUMAKURA YAS QUEEN

YASQUEEN:What is this groupchat anymore
Big Bro Nagito:I just realized I'm using hopesexual's monopad oops
YASQUEEN:.....

Big Bro Nagito:Oh! Fuyuhiko, I'm sorry. A lowly scum like me shouldn't have started a rant in the presence of an ultimate like you. Better yet, I shouldn't breathe the same air as someone as hopeful as you! It's a surprise you would want to be in a 5 foot radius of trash like me! I'm so glad you let me stay with you :)

AngryBossBaby:Stop talking sh*t about yourself.......

Big Bro Nagito:Of course! Anything  an ultimate!

Lonely:You're an ultimate too y'know..
Big Bro Nagito:But I'm not a useful one! I'm useless trash that should only be used as a stepping stone for hope...
AngryBossBaby:

-AngryBossBaby is offline-
-Big Bro Nagito is offline-

Photoshoot:We should head to sleep now!
Dancing Gremlin:Ok!!!!

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