Dangayronpa 2

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AngryBossBaby:Ok who the f*ck did it?

Dancing Gremlin:Did what?

AngryBossBaby:
AngryBossBaby:You're literally looking at it right now how the f*ck do you not see it?

Dancing Gremlin:What do you meaan?

AngryBossBaby:

Photoshoot:What's going on?

Dancing Gremlin:

AngryBossBaby:Someone stole a f*cking cow and took it to Jabberwock Park

Photoshoot:

Photoshoot:@Music Queen

Music Queen:It wasn't Ibuki this time!

Dancing Gremlin:"This time"?

Photoshoot:When you had a fever Ibuki attempted to take a whole cow and cook it as an apology for you, luckily Akane, Nekomaru and I walked in on it and stopped her.

Dancing Gremlin:

Photoshoot:That's a understandable reaction

AngryBossBaby:But still who the f*ck did it?

Sin Chef:"Did it" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

AngryBossBaby:No

Dancing Gremlin:Nobody is going to fess up, you know!

AngryBossBaby:Yes they will

Dancing Gremlin:How?

AngryBossBaby:Simple. We interrogate everyone

Dancing Gremlin:Why are you at my door with a big bag and a bunch of ropes?
Dancing Gremlin:WAIT NO GET OUT
Dancing Gremlin:jJkejwozekwoaik
-Dancing Gremlin is offline-

Sin Chef:Ropes? Oh how kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sin Chef:AisisjiIaiIQISI
-Sin Chef is offline-

Photoshoot:You're doing this much over a cow?
-Photoshoot is offline-

- —— -

-Jabberwock Park-

"Ok, which one of you f*ckers stole the cow even after we told you not to?"Fuyuhiko said holding a gun, slowly pointing it at everyone
"I'm not mad I just wanna know"Fuyuhiko

"I did, I stole it-"Nagito

"No, no you didn't."Fuyuhiko

"Kazuichi."Fuyuhiko

"Don't look at me! ....Look at Mahiru!"Kazuichi

"What!? I didn't  steal it!"Mahiru

"Huh...That's weird..How'd you even know it was stolen?"Kazuichi

"Because it's right in front of us, and it's obviously been STOLEN"Mahiru

"Suspicious.."Kazuichi

"No, it's not!"Mahiru

"I-If it m-matters....S-Saionji w-was t-the last o-one at t-the farm..."Mikan

"I don't even like that crap!"Hiyoko

"T-Then w-why w-were y-you th-there?"Mikan

"I was there to squish those pathetic ants into the ground as they squirm around and crush! Everyone knows that!"Hiyoko

"Ok—Let's not fight I stole it, let me face the consequences-"Nagito

"No.
Who stole it!?"Fuyuhiko

"Fuyuhiko."Kazuichi
"Akane has been really quiet"Kazuichi

"Really!?"Akane

"Yeah really!"Kazuichi

*insert epic arguing noises*

Fuyuhiko then walked over to Hajime(Hajimeme), who was trying to process everything and whispered

"I stole it.
"It bit my hand so I stole it"Fuyuhiko(It's very reasonable)

"I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick."Fuyuhiko

"Good, it's getting a little chummy around here!"Monokuma said, popping up out of nowhere beside Hajime and Fuyuhiko.