Unsettling threats

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I swear to god I will fill your sinuses with piss

I'm going to bridge shuffle your fucking bones.

Your body will be encased by your jugular by the time I'm done with you

I will shred your eyes until they become liquid then force a part in your nose, fill your ears with the rest and then I will shit in your eye sockets.

Your eyeballs would make nice replacements for the cherries in my ice-cream.

Did you know that babies have around 300 bones and no kneecaps? Would you like to experience that again?

I'm going to shave your eyeballs, fill your sinuses with hotdog water, pack your foreskin with fire ants, and sound you with steel wool if you don't sit down and shut the fuck up with that transphobia

Look, I know you have the mental stability of an uncooked cabbage, but could you please try to act normal

If you don't shut up, I will cut off each of your fingers, put them in a blender, and make you drink it

Violets are not blue, violets are violet, get it correct, before I rip off your eyelids

I will shove metal wire down your throat.

I will turn you into a doll with my voodoo powers and then crush you with teddy bears

I will crush teeth with pliers and fill your mouth with ice

I will cut off you fingers one at a time and force you to eat them

I'm not one to support gulags/concentration camps, but people like you are the reason they were made.

I will cut you open, fill your insides with angry fire ants, sew you back up, drive you to the middle of the desert and leave you to die as the fire ants attempt to claw their way out of your fleshy prison.

I will deep-fry your ribcage (yummy)

i will pickle your eyeballs and eat them like hors d'œuvres

I will shove my dick so far up your ass, that the one that will be able to take it out will be named King Arthur

Im gonna make Ted Bundy look like a well rounded, stable individual if you don't shut the f**k up right this instant

I will beat you up so badly that zombies will try to avoid eating you

I am going to shove a wooden stake so far up your ass that you could kill a vampire by head butting it.

I will twist your toes

I will not refrain from turning your tibula into a fine paste in order to mix it with some nutella and spread on my toast.

I'm gonna make you drink one of your own liquidized fingers.

I will whip you so hard that you blister, and then I will make you drink the fluid from the blisters. That's right, keep fucking around in class Jeremy.

I will treat your head like it's a ripe coconut.

I will hold your guitar from the strings

I will acquaint you with my favorite pair of rusty scissors

You are as usefull as the k in knife