Shenanigans!

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Freya giggled

She was awakening from her slumber in the early morning, the suns rays stabbing through the gaps in her curtains

She giggled again

Something was tickling just below her nostrils

"Oh Allen... you have such a smooth tail..." she murmured drowsily, recalling the time she'd pulled one of her Children's tails and proceeded to snuggle it

She giggled once more, much like a small child would that was being subjected to the antics of their dodgy uncle

As consciousness began to become of Freya, she felt the consequences of having her nose ticked. She felt a sneeze coming on

Drawing in a deep breath, her face scrunched up and she let out a loud sneeze

One thing Freya wouldn't be caught dead doing in public is sneezing. Oh how she'd been mocked in heaven for having sneezes like a middle aged father. They'd been compared to Zeus' thunderbolts

Blasting herself awake, Freya glanced around groggily, taking in her surroundings attempting to place the source of her shame

Being completely naked, as she sleeps in the nude due to comfort, she looked down under her covers and spied a mop of white hair and a pair of bunny ears

Squealing, Freya made to jump back, but unfortunately her foot caught on her bedsheets. Being taken out by duvet, red card, she fell backwards and onto the ground from her queen sized bed with a loud thump, her legs remaining on the bed and exhibiting her assets much like a prostitute would

Freya's face burned crimson

She was about to get back up and attempt to strangle the object of her predicament, but fortune was not on her side. It never was

The door to her bedroom swung open and Allen Fromel as well as Ottar stepped into the bedroom, armed and alarmed

Freya proceeded to play dead. Ottar and Allen eventually rested their gaze on their Lady

Allen's black ears seemed to glow red, much like the blood leaking from every pore in his body. Ottar was in a similar state from his Ladies display

"L-Lady Freya!?" Ottar asked embarrassed. His show of emotion being overlooked

Freya seemed to twitch back to life, she looked at her children briefly, entering a staring contest with the two. Well they were competing with her... lower eyes

A yawn sounded from the bed, the presence having been ignored thus far

Sitting up, Bell rubbed an eye with one hand while the other clutched a stuffed Meerkat toy to his pyjama covered chest

"What's all the noise about?" He asked groggily

Ottar and Allen grimaced

Oh gods he's back! Ottar whined internally

Allen bared his teeth and hissed. Just like a cat

Looking up, Bell spied them and proceeded to grin and wave excitedly

"Hey Otto! Ally! G'morning!" Both of the First class adventurers winced at their given nicknames from the childish bunny. Looking to his left, Bell spied a pair of feet on the bed. Spotting the origin of said feet, Bell blushed "F-Frey-Frey! What are you doing?!" He covered his eyes with the palms of his hands, dropping the stuffed toy

Freya seemed to growl as she leapt to her feet, wrapping her quilt around her as she did

Grabbing the Magic Core Lantern on her bedside table, with the aim of a master, she launched it at Allen, nailing him in the head with it and causing it to shatter upon impact

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