Sid woke up with a huge gasp. "GASP" The last thing he remembered before this was running down a street, naked with a pair of crocs. A nurse came in and was surprised to see him awake. "Oh my god! You've been in a coma for 2 months!" Sid screamed. "WHAT, HOW? WHAT HAPPENED?" "You were hit by a car, left there for about an hour, and a bus finally hit you, but pulled over after and called animal control. The bus also hit a homeless-looking man named Tony, but we don't talk about that." The nurse said nonchalantly. Sid got up out of the bed. "Welp, I'm gonna go home now." "Wait, sir, what are you do-" Before the nurse could finish, Sid socked her in the face and attempted to jump out the window. The glass was bullet-proof, so Sid ended up bouncing right off the window. Sid then had a better idea, he ran through the hallway screaming. He eventually found the door to the stairs, but fell down them. Surprisingly enough, he only got a couple scratches and bruises. He ran out of the front entrance screaming like a maniac and almost getting hit by the same bus.
The bus reminded him of who ran him over. "That mysterious spaghetti eating plumber...EH EH EH EH" He said to himself as he rubbed his hands together, plotting his revenge.
Sid had to plan carefully, the Italian was obviously rich, I mean, he has a sports car after all and he wasn't afraid to hit someone with it. He had to find some form of reinforcements. Sid found a dark alleyway, and set up his base for summoning. To summon the great Francis, you needed 2 things: old food, and an empty cardboard box. After placing these two things together, Francis dragged himself out of the box and savagely ate the old food. "Uhh.. Francis?" "RUGARUHARUGRUGA"
Francis screamed as a reply. Sid broke a rule of summoning; talking to Francis before he finished eating.After a few minutes of awkward silence and Francis eating, he finally finished. "Alright, honeybun, what would you like?" Francis asked and winked after. "I need something to defeat an incredibly rich Italian man." Said Sid. "Oh alright, sweetie-pie, I have just the thing." After he said that, Francis dove into a dumpster. He pulled out the ultimate weapon: rabies. "But Francis, this won't kill him." Said Sid, slightly worried about how someone like Francis has the rabies virus on hand. "It may not kill him, sugar bear, but he will suffer." Francis sounded extra creepy when he said that. Sid picked up the rabies. "eh eh eh... EH EH EH EH AHAHAHAHAHAHHA- EH EH COUGH COUGH" He choked for a few moments while Francis watched. "With this... I will finally exact my revenge on that hobo-killing, yet oddly sexy Italian!"
TO BE CONTINUED
