CHAPTER 5

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Pragya: Ye rahi chai sabke liye ......

Sarita Ji: Dhokle banaye rakkhe hain kitchen mein.....main lekar ati huun.

Pragya: Aap bathiye.....main lekar aa rahi hun.

Sarita Ji: Are tu samajh nhi rhi hain.......aj pehli baar Sahana ne kuch achha kam kiya hain....mujhe aj uski thodi to khatirdari karne de....kya pata phir mauka aye ya na aye!

Sahana: Matlab? Main achhaa kam nhi karti? Main roz aapke liye sabzee kat ti hu taki aap ki madad ho sake.

Sarita ji: Chal Chal! roz kahan karti hain tu? Sirf ek din kiya tha jab Pragya nhi thi to! Aur usme bhi sabzee itni bari bari kati thi ki pak hi nhi rhi thi!

Sahana: Haan to achha hi hua na!

Sarita Ji: Maine Prachi ka kaam kam karne ke liye kaha tha tujhe kaatne ko...Akhir mein tuune Prachi se hi kaam karwaya! usme achha kya hua?

Sahana: Are! Isi bahane uske haath ka jaadu to dekhne ko mila!

Sarita Ji: Pragya, tu ja jakar dhokla le aa nhi to dhokla thanda ho jaega aur mera demaag, garam!.....Iske naseeb mein mere moo se achhi baat sunna nahi likha hain....jaldi le aa!

Sahana: haaan to main kaunsa taras rhi hun uske liye!

Sahana: (looking at Aryan) Oe! Tum script writer ho?

Aryan: Nhi Kyun? Tumhe main Script writer dikhta hun?

Sahana: Tumhari aane wali film ke dialogues kam par gaye hain kya?

Aryan: Ye kaisa sawal hain?

Sahana: To itni dhyan se itna man lagaakar humari baat kya sun rahe the?

Aryan:(telling in a low voice to himself) Ab jaakar pata chalaa Prachi ek saas mein sab kuch kaise bol leti hain! jahaan aise log baat karte honge ...wahan ek saas mein na bolne se to koi nhi sunega!

Sahana: Kya kaha tumne ?

Aryan: Kuch nhi! Waise....tum isliye puch rahi thi?

Sahana: Nhi Nhi! Main sachmein janna chahti thi!....Main producer huun na ! To mujhe apne show par ek script writer ki zarurat thi!

Aryan: Ha! ha! Very funny! But I am very sorry to say, yeh ek ghatiya mazaak tha!

Sahana: Oh! Thank god tumhe pata to chala ye mazak tha! main to soch raahi thi ki tum sachmein mujhse chance mangne chale aoge.

Aryan: Excuse me! Mujhe agar tumhare paas chance mangne ana pare to main bhagwaan se dua karunga ki....chalte chalte beech raste mera accident ho jaye.....waise bhi agar mujhe tumhare paas jana parhaa to either way.... mera kuch achhaa hoga nahi.....kyunki kahaawat hain na ek! Agar zindagi mein kabhi kaali billi ka saya para to tumhare sath hameshaa bura hi hota hain!

Sahana: Tumne mujhe kaali billi kaha!

Aryan: Ab tum mujhe impress karne ki koshish kar rhi ho, hain na?

Sahana: matlab?

Aryan: itni samajhdaar kab se ban gayi?

Sahana: Agar main Kaali billi hun.... to tum wo kaala rang ho jisne us billi ko kaala banaya! So technically tum apne karm ka phal bhugtoge, samjhe! Main tumhari dushman nahi hun! Aur dost to bilkul bhi nhi!

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