This past week at school has been crazy, and I'm so relieved to finally have a break from this mess. I love waking up on my own, at 11:45 in the morning, without an alarm clock. Now that's what I like to call luxurious living.
My phone buzzes on the bedside table and I reach over and grab it, reading the texts.
My Bitch: sup hoe
My Bitch: it's 10 in the morning why the fuck are you sleeping
My Bitch: el I s2g
My Bitch: FUCKING ELLIOT WAKE UP AND ANSWER YOUR PHONE I'M BORED
My Bitch: AND HORNY
My Bitch: AND LOOKING AT PICTURES OF DYLAN O'BRIEN
My Bitch: HE HAS ME DYLAN O'CRIEN WHY IS HE SO SJDJDNJXJD
My Bitch: I CRI
The classic morning texts from Tyler fill my phone, as usual.
Me: asshole
Me: I didn't even get a 'good morning' or 'rise and shine'
My Bitch: bitch you don't deserve a good morning
Me: fuck you I'm going back to sleep
My Bitch: no wAit
Me: whaaaaattt
My Bitch: come over I'm bored
Me: I feel like trash
My Bitch: you look like trash now get your ass over here before I explode from Dylan's hotness
If you can't tell by now, Tyler's completely, 100% gay.
Me: fine I h8 you :-)
My Bitch: stOp with those ugly smiley faces
Me: it's how I express my sarcasm bye :--)
"Mom, I'm going to Tyler's house," I yell.
"Tell him to play me back on trivia crack, our game's about to expire!" she shouts back.
I laugh and walk out the door. I hate winter with every bone in my body; cold, dry air, snow, static hair, I could go on and on about why winter is such a cruel season.
"The Queen has arrived," I announce after I barge into Tyler's house.
We've known each other since fourth grade and have been inseparable since. I've learned to tolerate his annoying tendencies, and he puts up with mine. Piper joined our little group in the middle of freshman year after transferring from Michigan.
"How may I help you, your royal bitch?" Tyler bows.
"I need food," I rub my stomach and sit on the couch.
"Yeah me too."
I look at him expectingly, and he rolls his eyes and walks into the kitchen. My phone buzzed in my pocket and I retrieved it.
Anal cunt: what are you doing today :)
I smile and quickly type back.
Me: nothing, just hanging out with Ty all day
Anal cunt: that's too bad
Me: why's that?
Anal cunt: I was going to see if you wanted to do something..
Me: oh
Me: what about tomorrow?
Anal cunt: band meet at dunkin donuts @4pm?
Me: omF YES YOU READ MY MIND I WANT DONUTS
Me: oh and to hang out with you
Anal cunt: slightly offended
Me: don't take it personally
Anal cunt: haha :) okay I'll see you tomorrow
Anal cunt: peace, love, and rock n'roll everyone!
Me: such an idiot
Anal cunt: what?
Me: what
"Ooooo, is is that Harry?" Tyler returns from the kitchen carrying a bowl of popcorn and a bag of chips.
"No, why would I be texting Harry?"
"Uh, maybe because he's your boyfriend.." he looked at me suspiciously.
"Oh, yeah" I laugh awkwardly, trying to cover it up, "Well no, it's Austin."
"Austin?" Tyler asks raising his eyebrows.
"Just some boy that I met at a party, he's a cool guy." I respond casually.
Tyler burts out laughing and spills the popcorn all over my lap.
"Tyler what the fuck?! What's so funny?"
He wipes his eyes and says, "Elliot Teagan Lockard at a party," he mocked.
"Ha ha very funny, Harry really wanted to go to it and I was being a good girlfriend," I mentally cringed when I said girlfriend.
"C'mon El even I tried to get you to go to parties, it's just not your crowd."
"What do you mean?" I asked, hurt by his words.
"You're the type of person that sits in your room and reads books and listens to oldies music, you just don't mix with the party scene."
"Don't be so sure Ty. In fact I'm taking you to a party next weekend." I say, trying to prove a point.
"I don't know if I should be excited or scared."
"It's gonna be crazy!" I put on my best fake smile.
Stubborn Elliot's kicking in. I should really start thinking before I speak, I honestly have no filter. It shouldn't be that hard to find a party. Besides, I can convince Harry to take us to a party and I'll have nothing to worry about. Oh who am I kidding, this is going to be a disaster.
"Oh my mom wants you to play her back on trivia crack," I mumble, in the midst of my thoughts.
"Momma Lockard is goin DOWN!"
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I AM OBSESSED WITH TRIVIA CRAXK
IM A TRIVIA CRACKHEAD
Add me on trivia crack @sierrayancey warning: I am a beast
Grand photo of Tyler on the side/up there
So anywaysssss, this was more of a filler chapter. I had the stomach flu all weekend and managed to throw up 7 times within the time span of 6 hours :))))) it was great!!
Breaking news: I'm going to be starting a Calum book and posting it soon so be on the look out for that and please check it out when you have a chance :) this is a new thing for me, I've read tons of 5sos fanfictions but I've never attempted to write one so here's to teenage memories (bad song reference sry)
pls clean out your belly button :-$
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Revulsion (harry au)
FanficIf you thought this was some cliché story about how some girl and some guy fell in love and lived happily ever after, you're wrong, this is the complete opposite. This is the story about how I got Harry Styles to hate me.
