Damian and Mari: The bi-buddies (Crack Headcanon)

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In this universe Mari was adopted by Jagged and moved to Gotham.

Damian and Mari become friends. And one day when they are bored, Mari just pops up with the most random thing.

"OMG, Damian, we're BI-BUDDIES!"

"What."

"Think about it, Dami, we are both bisexual, biracial, and bilingual. We are bi-buddies!"

"Angel, are you coffee-drunk again?"

I rest my case.

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