Mr Hegarty was a sexy fuck and you weren't afraid to admit it. his voice. his eyes. his smile. you were completely and truly captivated. but only fate could bring you together.
yes the cover is mr hegarty and colin the caterpillar's lovechild
once i had left waitrose, i saw a familiar looking man, still in his femboy tesco uniform. He was crying on the ground. I felt awful, but as I walked nearer, I realised it was him. Mr Hegarty.
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I couldn't contain my excitement. I'd finally found the sexy fuck of my dreams and I wasn't going to let him leave . "uwu daddy Hegarty wahts wrong??🥺" i whispered to him, bending down. "donkey", he choked out through tears, "he pegged me and then took out his sixteen incher and choked me, i was so scared i nearly died uwu 👉👈"
i didn't have a lot to say, so I just sat with him and pulled him into my embrace. I needed to calm him down. so i sung.
the 😼 quadratic 👌 formula's 💉 negative 🖕 b 🐝 plus ➕ or 🤷♀️ minus ⁉️ the 💞 square 🟦 root ✅ of 👏 b 🅱️ squared 2️⃣ subtract 👇 4ac 😾 all 💯 over 🙄 2a 🤪
he immediately calmed down and smiled. The sight made my heart race. I inhaled his cabbage scent and held him as tightly as i could.
"thank you y/n" he smiled once more, before turning to leave.
"no wait daddy Hegarty, could I get your number first"
"sure" he said, handing you a slip of paper. This was quite possibly the best day of your life.
