donkey 🥰

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Unknown to you, Mr Hegarty's ex- Donkey had followed your car and was watching you through the window.

You and Mr Hegarty continued to talk and laugh, when they heard a bang outside. A bin had been knocked over, and inside was a scared looking donkey.
trying to appear less strange, he approaches you and Colin.
"why hello there Mr Hegarty" he spoke with a smirk before laughing like that Audrey girl on tik tok dot com who makes fun of horse people.

"i think you'd like to meet my new boyfriend daddy hegarty hehe" donkey continued.
At this point Mr Hegarty was hiding behind my back. he hissed and fluffed out his maid dress to appear more intimidating.
suddenly daddy shrek entered the room, planting a kiss on donkey's donkey forehead.

"daddy shrek what are you doign in my swamp 😡😡" i angered at him
"nice to see you again (y/n)" he smiled, ignoring my angryness grr.
he held out his sweaty ogre hand and began to speak. "you see, Mr Hegary, I let donkey peg me and I don't cry like a pussy. you don't deserve (y/n)""

my face lit up "uwuwuouowo daddy shrek u'd do that for me 🥺🥺??" before giving him a hug.

"peace out" said shrek before disappearing with me and donkey.
Mr Hegarty was fuckinf ANGERY?!!!! Shrek stole his precious (y/n) to be in a poly with him and shrek. He was going to get you back no matter what it took.

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