"What do you want for dinner tonight sweetie," asked Alex as he approached cactus the Asian one. Cactus was angry today.
"I WANT MY NOODLES ORDER 7 ROLL WITH EXTRA RICE AND CHICKEN CHING CHING BUNG BONG BING!" He shouted. Alex looked shocked at his attitude.
"Well if your going to act that way.." Alex said calmly. He reached into the cabinet and began preparing some rice. When it was done he called cactus to eat. As soon as cactus walked in the room Alex fisted cactus with the rice and felt the prickles in his butt tube. Cactus was even more angry.
"THIS RICE IS OVER COOKED. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MY FAMILY CHING CHIIIINNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" cactus screamed. Within a second cactus pulled down his pants revealing his mighty egg roll. Alex stood there in shock. "Don't do it.. Please.." Alex begged.
"CHING CHONG," cactus shouted as he began eating his egg roll. Alex sobbed and fell on the floor. "MMM." Said cactus.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT AM I TO SUCK ON?" Alex cried. Cactus stood up fully naked, his front bare after eating his egg roll. "Eat my ass."
After attempting to survive consuming cactuses prickles Alex was rushed to the emergancy room.
"Please don't leave me. Who will suck on my egg roll?" Cactus cried.
"It doesn't matter now that you don't have an egg roll. Just let me die." Alex insisted.
"Before you die, I need to tell you something I've never told you...." Cactus whispered. Alex nodded.
"CHING CHING BONG DING CHONG EGG ROLL WITH ORDER 77 EXTRA CHICKEN CHONG DE CHING CHING CHING CHONG CHOOOOOOOOOONNNNGGG CHIN," cactus shouted with pride.
"I love you." Alex said.
"ching chong choo." cactus replied as Alex began to die.
"I need to say one last thing before I go cactiey coo..." Alex muttered. Cactus nodded as tears streamed down his Asian eyes.
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"STOOCH." alex screamed just as his heart rate went flat and he died.
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