He's no longer human for the tainted sorrow

Chapter 12

PLEASURE

Sometimes i wish that i could stay stuck in my dreams forever.
With no chances of waking up.
Sleeping for eternity.
Because i know that reality is far scarier than my worst nightmares and dreams.
I'd accept to keep on lingering in a nightmare than spending a second in reality.

"Uwaaa! Ahem... ahem...!" Dazai yawned, stretched himself and analyzed the room.

He was alone. Yeah, chuyya had left to eat something along with his dear friends Akiara and Doji.

"I'm totally exhausted!" Dazai left the bed and decided to meet his poor friend who was busy cleaning the bathrooms.

"Yooo... kunikida! Are you done?" Dazai yelled only to be responded with a smack.

Infront of him stood an infurated gentleman with his sleeves folded and trousers wet.

"Ah... so how many bathrooms did you wash? Its almost dusk!" Dazai said while checking the washrooms.

"......" kunikia kept his silence.

After making sure that kunikida's work is completely done dazai made an attempt to look like a sincere friend.

"Kunikida! Do you need any help?" Dazai asked.

"NO!" and Dazai again got kicked out.

"Stupid... " kunikida yelled.

Dazai was walking down the corridor just to find Atsushi beating Akutagawa madly.

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME STUPID. JUST BECAUSE I'VE NEVER ATTENDED SCHOOL DOESNT MEAN THAT IM IGNORANT." Atsushi was choking poor aku.

"Ugh... jinko! Cut it off already. A person who can barely read is obviously considered as ignorant." Aku managed to speak.

"Whoa! Whats going on?" Dazai bumped in.
"Dazai-san!" Both of them stood straight.
"Dazai... akutagawa called me ignorant!" Atsushi complained.
"But dazai... he can barely read. He IS ignorant." Aku emphasized on the word 'is'.
"See! Dazai... he stuck this note today!" Atsushi gave the sticky note to dazai.
"Okay! Akutagawa! You wrote it?" Dazai gasped.
"Yeah..." aku muttered.

"Love letter?" Dazai teased followed by a smirk.
"NO!" aku was blushing hard.
"Okay. So what is it about?" Dazai focused on the paper and suddenly glared at akutagawa.

"Akutagawa seriously? Are you indirectly treating Atsushi as your wife? Haaa... homo!?" Dazai grinned and fake gasped.

Atsushi was clearly found clueless. He wanted to show the nonexistant brain part. Where did the wife thing come from?

"No... no... what do you mean?" Aku stuttered.

"YOU-HAVE-THE-RIGHTS-TO-STAND-FOR-ME." Dazai repeated the words one by one while grinning widely at atakutagawa.

It was then, when atsushi realized it. The cheesy part struck his brain pretty hard.

"No..ok! Its my fault but dazai-san Atsushi harasses me almost everyday! He even uh...um...*cough*... rubbed me last night!" Akutagawa muttered while throeing death glares at atsushi.

Dazai's eyes went wide. But before he could even react. Atsushi encountered.

"No... its just a mistake. Its his fault. Who told RYU-CHAN...to-" atushi instantly but down his tongue. Akutagawa fainted leaving behind a startled dazai.

"Since when did you guys get so informal and intimate?" And dazai grabbed the shin soukoku by their collar. Took them to their rooms and locked the dorr behind.