Serendipity [CHERIK]

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Tuesday 15th March 2014

[10:22 AM]

Can we meet for coffee? I just got dumped.

[10:22 AM]

Apparently it's my fault he dislocated his knee while trying to give a blowjob.

[10:30 AM]

I think you've got the wrong number.

[10:31 AM]

Unless you make a habit of texting people you don't know about this sort of thing?

[10:33 AM]

...You're not Raven?

[10:34 AM]

I'm afraid not.

[10:35 AM]

I am so, so sorry. I thought this was my sister. I must have got her new number down wrong, sorry.

[10:36 AM]

No harm done.

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[11:01 AM]

It's been bugging me for thirty minutes. How exactly did this person dislocate their knee?

[11:04 AM]

Seriously? You actually want to get into the details?

[11:05 AM]

It's a slow day. I could use a good laugh at someone else’s expense.

[11:08 AM]

Basically, I decided to date someone who's rather young and inexperienced. This morning he tried to be 'sexy' in the shower and ended up slipping when he dropped to his knees.

[11:09 AM]

I can't believe I just told you that. I'm usually not open about these things, especially with strangers. You could be a serial killer for all I know.

[11:10 AM]

Engineer, not a serial killer. Although some would argue.

[11:11 AM]

How can it be your fault if he slid?

[11:12 AM]

Apparently I assisted in the slipping

[11:13 AM]

Which is a lie; I kind of just stood there and tired not to laugh.

[11:14 AM]

I would have laughed.

[11:14 AM]

You sound incredibly upset about your recent breakup.

[11:15 AM]

It was a short relationship. Turns out immature and inexperienced isn't my type.

[11:16 AM]

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a class to prepare for. Sorry, again, for getting the wrong number.

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Thursday 17th March 2014

[11:07 AM]

I have a situation.