the dam oneshots | pjo & hoo

"Fessy! How could you! After all we've been through?"

AU Rules:

- Mortal AU
- Festus is a small mechanical dragon in this AU.

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"Leo!" Calypso chided. "What was that?"

He snickered. "That was the best prank I've ever done," he said, happily sighing.

She raised an eyebrow. "You put watermelon juice into balloons and threw it at Percy and Annabeth when they were trying to walk together in the park," she said. 

(A: watermelon is the best fruit and I will fight anyone on that)[S: i will too.]

He shrugged. "I used the element of surprise to my advantage," he said. "Sunshine, do you want us to win this prank war or not?"

"Why don't you two give it up already, it's been a month." she said. "And watermelon? Seriously?"

"What, what else was I supposed to use? Avocados??" he asked.

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Percy wiped the juice off his arms with a towel and frowned at his stuffed animal. He groaned as Annabeth flipped the pages of her book. "You're studying. Again."

"Percy, I have to."

"Don't you think that we need to prank Leo and Calypso back?"

"Percy, you've got to let it go. Besides, I'm the one studying, not you. If you want to prank him, feel free to do so," she said, her eyes scanning the printed words.

He sulked, and edged towards her, blowing a strand of her hair out of its place.

"Stop distracting me! I have a 4000 word essay due next week. "

"That sounds like a you problem"

"Percy..." Annabeth began.

"I'm gonna kill Leo for this, and you need to help me!" Percy exclaimed. "He threw watermelon juice at my panda!"

She dried her blond hair, as she lazily read another paragraph, letting out a yawn. "And us, remember?"

"B-but the panda!" He said.

"Percy, you're the one who started this whole thing," she reminded him. "You know how much Leo likes pranks..."

"It was between us!" he said. "Did he have to bring Oli into this?"

Annabeth sighed. "So you want revenge?"

"I want revenge," he repeated. "Think of something, Wise Girl!"

She sat down at the edge of her bed, running a hand through her hair as she pressed her lips together. She then glanced at him. "What if we kidnap Festus?"

He grinned. "Kidnap?"

"Yeah, let's take Festus, and act like he's been kidnapped," she said. "We could write ransom notes."

Percy smirked. "Can I laugh evilly?"

"Sure, Seaweed Brain." Annabeth said with a sigh.

He spread his arms and let out a laugh, that sounded as if he was a wannabe villain.

"Percy? You really need to work on your evil laugh."

"It's a work in progress okay?"

The next morning, Annabeth shook Percy's shoulders. He groaned then turned around and went back to sleep.

"Wake up, you doofus!" She exclaimed. "Come on, we need to get Festus!"

Percy hugged his panda.