November, 7th
3:14 AM
we believe in bucket's supremacy
veru: I
veru: I just realised something-
candyboibf: what
thequeenofpop: what is it
veru: how is bucket supposed to marry teavee if
veru: teavee is the size of a littlest pet shop aardvark
thequeenofpop: there is a littlest pet shop aardvark?
veru: I dont know
veru: but he looks like an aardvark to me
candyboibf: ve r u ca salt
candyboibf: Its fucking 3 a m
veru: Do i seem like I care
candyboibf: no but
candyboibf: just becouse u want to date violet but cant because u are too shy to tell her that u love her doesnt mean u can shame my candyland marriage
veru: m i c h a e l t e a v e e
thequeenofpop: i mean shes not shy
thequeenofpop: shes just
thequeenofpop: a bitch
veru: how am I suppose to fall in love with u if u still put me down like that
thequeenofpop: but I thought bitch was a compliment to u <3
veru: violet are u really trying to win my heart-
candyboibf: jesus christ this is literally 90 day fiancé
candyboibf: leeme grab my popcorn
candyboibf: veruca just wants her green card so shn can dumb violet to live in la
veru: hun i already have a green card
thequeenofpop: what I can provide to win your heart ?
veru: maybe some squirrels
thequeenofpop: therapists giving up on veruca because of alvin and the chipmunks's nightmares, today on Home n Health
veru: returning to my question
veru: how is charlie suppose to marry a weeb smurf
thequeenofpop: easy
thequeenofpop: they could use the playset of barbies island princess wedding to the marriage
thequeenofpop: and a lego batman can be their priest
veru: seems fair i guess
veru: but they cant afford lego
thequeenofpop: playmobil instead
candyboibf: I hate here
candyboibf: I.had.IT
veru: uuuu tinker bell with anxiety is angry >:(
thequeenofpop: ha good one luv
candyboibf: u 2 come to my christian house to bully my perfect love to a future candyman
veru: christian houses of demonic incarnation am i right boys
thequeenofpop: veruca are u really trying to be steriotype gen-z american i just-
veru: teavee is ready to call the ultra manager
candyboibf: U KNOW WHAT
candyboibf: BYE FELICIA
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Why did Beauregarde create this
FanfictionSo one day Violet Beauregarde creates a group chat with the others survivors of that candy trip and things does not goes okay. CATCF character's based on the broadway musical, but with reference to both movies! sorry this is so bad and merry xmas O...
