Whitney is a major Hazbin Hotel fan. She knows all the lyrics to all the songs, which annoys Bruce to no end.
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"🎶I'M ADDICTED, TO THE MADNESS!
THIS HOTEL IS, MY ATLANTIS!
WE'RE FOREVER GONNA HAVE A FUCKING REASON TO SIN!
LET ME LEAVE MY SOUL AND BURN IT, I'LL BE BREATHIN' IT IN!🎶""Whitney, please don't do it."
"Whitney, please do it. Beat it, Bruce!"
"God help me..."
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"🎶INSIDE OF EVERY DEMON IS A RAINBOW!
INSIDE EVERY SINNER IS A SHINY SMILE!🎶""Why, Whitney? Why?"
"Because I can, Bruce."
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"🎶I'M ALWAYS CHASING RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!! WATCHING CLOUDS DRIFTING BY!
MY SCHEMES ARE JUST LIKE ALL MY DREAMS!
ENDING IN THE SUN!!!!!!!!!🎶""Jesus, no. Whitney, just no."
"Bruce, you'll understand when you're older."
"...."
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"🎶COME INTO MY WORLD!
TAKE A LOOK AT ME!!!!🎶""Whitney. I'm fine with you singing the other songs, but please don't sing 'Alastor's Game' for God's sake."
"Sorry. I'm singing the whole damn soundtrack, Bruce."
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In conclusion, I'm gonna tell you something important. Whitney is willing to do anything to watch Hazbin Hotel. She will even accept bribes and murder people. What a psychopath.
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