shrek x reader

ch 7

You were eating together with shreks wife fiona and both of you were drinking eyeball martinis (u know from the movie) and you thought you should tell her that you had a crush on her husband shrek.

Hey fiona you asked and she looked at you as she was spitting food in her ogre kids mouth to feed it.

Yeah what is it

I think I'm in love with shrek

Much to your surprise, she was actually glad to hear you say that. "I have hated shrek for a while he never takes care of kids is never home and is really bad in bed but you can take him if you want I'll divorce him and you can marr yhim"

She smiled and you smiled and hugged. You told shrek to meet you on the beach again and he came and you were really nervous. you didn't know if he would be willing to leave his wife for you.

You met up and he was a little late which made you really nervous but then he came. He was in a tux and looked really nice and green. He had on makeup and eyeliner and high heels so he tripped in the sand but you thought it was really cute. Hes so cute when he trips on his high heels in the sand you thought

The night was nice and it was not too dark but romantic so you thought it was the perfect time to ask shrek to marry you as you got down on one knee.

"What is it your/name?)

You got down on one knee and said, I know we've known about other for only 62 years, but I feel like its been at least 58. I love you so much shrek and I-

"NO WAIT"

You turned around in horror to find everyone's hottest person that everyone thought was hot and totally undateable

You gasped

"DONALD TRUMNP???"

To be continued...